Manor House Heavenly Heavenly-(Humor) |
Manor House Heavenly Heavenly- (Humor)
Characters:Mr.Manley an elderly former collegiate swim champion and resident of the Manor House.
Manor Nurse
Mr.Manley: The pool The pool The poool
M... Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:36:00 GMT |
As Oppose To Using That F Word (Humor) |
As Oppose To Using That F Word (Humor)
To help make his paths straight I have listed below the saved christian rebukes using the biblical word vex that means afflict as oppose to using that F word.The... Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:59:00 GMT |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-Destruction of Private Property (Humor) |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-Destruction of Private Property (Humor)
Pastor: Praise God Brothers and Sisters Today's Sermon is Destruction of Private Property Please don't forget that auh our Lord show... Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 13:55:00 GMT |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-Lucky Leaf (Humor) |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-Lucky Leaf (Humor)
Pastor: Praise God Glory to God. Brothers and Sisters Yesterday at lunchtime I was sitting down and auh I was eating Lucky Leaf Old Fashioned Natural Ap... Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:32:00 GMT |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-50th Pulpit (Humor) |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-50th Pulpit (Humor)
Pastor: First my obedience to Jehovah God, the Father, to His Son Jesus and to the Holy Ghost Auh It is good to be found in the house of God this morning Pra... Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:15:00 GMT |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-Testimony Time (Humor) |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-Testimony Time (Humor)
When the church calls for Testimony Time the children have a habit of getting in line as well but the Pastor knows that when it is time to tell your testi... Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:41:00 GMT |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-Weighty Bible (Humor) |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-Weighty Bible (Humor)
Pastor: Brothers and Sisters Today's sermon is Weighty Bible
Bishop: Pastor I got your back
Pastor: Thank you bishop Harken St.John 21:25 says And there ar... Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 13:15:00 GMT |
Manor House Heavenly Heavenly-Dont Sound Like My God! |
Don't Sound Like My God
Grandson: Hey Grandma How are you doing?
Grandma: Oh Hi baby I'am ok! It's good to see you...Look baby God to the Baptist Book Store and get me another Bible because something ... Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:51:00 GMT |
The Christian and The Atheist-Humor |
The Christian and The Atheist
The Atheist: Hey Christian Come here Come Come Come Come here
The Christian: Praise God What is it?
The Atheist: I have just finished reading 2 Peter chapter 3 and I have... Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 14:24:00 GMT |
If Miricals were Money-Humor |
Bishop Got Pastor Back-If Miricals were Money
Pastor: Brothers and Sisters Today's sermon is If Miricals were Money.
Bishop: Pastor I got your back!
Pastor: Thank you bishop! Wherever there was a town... Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 14:05:00 GMT |