Minh

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”
"A woman marry a man hoping he'll change; they never do. A man marry a woman hoping she won't change; she always does!"
"A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."
"Any married man can forget his past mistakes, there's no reason for two people to keep track of the same things."
"Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'."
"The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me out of here!'"
"A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want."