OCTOBER 5, 2009This site is now manned by Gorlock and Nyda the Dead...!!! Trying to get er goin again!SEPTEMBER 14, 2009CAN'T WAIIIT till the derby season is over so I can finish the lingering issue! wahoo! September 26th is our championshp game - the Sisters of No Mercy (my team) vs. the Leave it to Cleavers (2008 championship winners). Come out to the Salt Palace and see the game, it will be i n t e n s e. Anyway. I can't even REMEMBER what's coming in the next issue. I have an interview w/ Satan's Host that's lerking around somewhere in my emails...there's some shit about ridin freight trains...some other music interviews too I believe. After that's been printed, we'll work on updating the site more w/ the articles from the printed version. Figured I'd log in here though since I had a spare minute at work. Das it.January 5, 2009So slow. Going so slow. no more aspirations to make NHC quarterly at this time. I'm captain of my roller derby team -the Sisters of No Mercy (Salt City Derby Girls)- for 2009. And this takes up ALL of my time. Still mutha fuckin working on #6 or whatever # I'm on. It will be done soon. And then, until I get my life back from roller derby, its whenever the fuck I goddamned get out further issues. Still working on this though. But very, very slowly.... and as for updating this site...well, goddamn that's going eeeven s l o w e r . . . . Happy Fucking New Year. Kill yourself! Ha ha. just kidding. Well, I guess if you want to or whatever, okay, go ahead. Otherwise, maybe just go fuck yourself! ha ha! juuuust kidding. Its all still a waste of space anyway!October 10, 2008.
Saw ACCUSED and DAYGLOW ABORTIONS last night. Great fucking show. They played a few songs from Martha Splatterhead and we picked up More Fun than an Open Casket Funeral (which they also played songs from). Tommy Accused is an excellent guitarist and the singer, though not Blaine Fart, did a great fucking job I thought. I feel lucky to have been able to see them live at Burt's. Great shows in town lately. Iconoclast Contra. Deadbolt. Dwarves. David Alan Coe, which I regretably missed. Most of the good shows are being put on by Powerstroke Promotions lately. Ambre's got good taste damnit!!! Great shit!!! Watain is coming too, who I am not familiar with but am told it will be a show not to be missed. Black Metal. Some of it is AMAZING and is a genre I find myself pulled into more and more, but some of it is just tolerable...as is with any type of music though(jokingly, a friend referred to it as musical masterbation - playing as hard as you can, as fast as you can, for as long as you can, until you are fucking spent..ha ha ha. funny.)....It just fucking depends on the band & who's listening. But I like it. The punkrock influenced riffs (which some people don't claim to understand what I'm talking about) and at the same time, so dark and occult driven. human haters. god killers. THAT is the shit i like. So, anyway. NHC #666 is coming along nicely. It was going to be the "fuck the police" issue, but the articles we've got under wraps are more along the lines of 666 - and it should be done in time for the end of the month. Thats about it. #666 will be put out asap and then after that, I am going to spend a few months amassing interviews and stories, articles and artwork for future issues. We'll be taking a break until some time in the spring of 2009. I've been elected as captain of my roller derby team and I really need to focus on that. Funny how things change. I was going to work REALLY fucking hard on making NHC a reliable, set deadline, quarterly, but derby has to come first at this point. Writing a zine, to me, should be a form of free expression, not a chore, which it isn't and I want to keep it that way. As for roller derby, I am ready to fucking bust our team into shape and get us winning some games. I've got a lot of ideas. I wish myself luck.
September 25, 2008.
Almost done posting the content of Issue #5. Working on issue #666...mislabled the last issue, issue #5 as #6, whoops, dumbass. Issue #6 was supposed to be the FUCK THE POLICE issue, with a massive focus on how cops suck...well, we'll still have some shit about that, but its not turning out the way I'd have liked it to...cops suck, but I just don't have enough time to write to the extent of their suck-ass-ness. But anyway. I'll do the best I can. Fuck em. In addition to the Fuck the Police type articles/stories, etc., what WILL be in #666 is: INTERVIEWS: Satan's Host (satanic death metal), Reasonable Deception (death metal), Little Boy Blue (punk/folk/political), Riding Freight Trains with Ruthie, DEMONOLOGY INDEX #2, of course we'll have the reviews section and some other shit too. Should be done by the end of October... We're still accepting submissions for this issue...got any good stories or rants about cops or the legal system?
July 23, 2008I'm putting some scans of the actual issue on the pix section. Next week I'll put some shit up on the blogs from the zine - the actual articles. I have also mailed out pretty much all of the copies to those who I've said I'm mailing shit too. Sorry for the delay. Not that you were holding your breath or your crap in or anything. But anyway. On to the biz. What we SPECIFICALLY need for issue #666:
Fucked up stories about cops. Illustrations (random illustrations and for specific articles (inquire for specific article illustartions). Cover Art. Flyers??? We are not doing a daily calendar EVER again. It dates the zine and its just too big of a pain in the ass - especially since this time we had a bunch of shows posted for Broken Record and they fucking closed. See the previous column before this one. Anyway. Deadline for #666 will be early October...I'll let cha know. Thanks all.July 10 -2008
Okay. Its out but its got a few fuck ups. Fuck up the first: The cover says No. Six, but really it is No. Five. Jezus chrust that is fucking silly. So, next issue, the really #6, will just be No. six six six, to make up for the mistake. Fuck up the second: This isn't really my fault but anyway. Each issue I've debated on whether to do a show calendar or not. One was included in issue #1 and we haven't done one since, until this issue. In this issue, a ton of shows are listed as being booked at Broken Record in SLC. The Broken Record is now closed, permanently. This sucks. They even had a vegan (and meat-eaters) brunch on Sunday that I never went to. I have no idea why they closed. They were also a really chill bar/venue. No asshole bar-tenders. And the vibe of the building was okay which I think let the bar itself be chill...I'm sure there are others who would disagree with me, as there are a shitload of fights in bars, regardless of the building and the hippie vibe. Anyway. So, if you get an issue, check the band websites for where the show has been relocated to. I am unsure whether we'll do a show calendar again, ever. I had to re-do it like four times anyway. I'd get it all done, then I'd be delayed again in getting the issue out. This issue is so fucking large it just took a while to get it right. I'm trying to go for quality here, as well as quantity but quality always out-weighs quantity for me. Fuck up the Third: The first 'story' in issue #6 -about tampon throwing and eating- contains a flyer/poster for the band Anal Blast, it is of Anal Blast's singer pulling a chicks tampon out of her chach by his teeth. I forgot to credit the artist in the printed copy. Fuck that is a bad thing to leave out. So, if this artist wants to contact us, I guess I owe him one or something. One what? ha hah. Nothing nasty that's for damn sure. Anyway. We'll leave this 'fuck up the third' post up here, and we'll also throw a little apology in issue no. six six six. The artist's name is...Lou Rusconi. Sorry Lou. If you end up reading the story when I post it, I hope ya like it. It is fitting to your fabulously disgusting drawing. It was your drawing that inspired the event behind the 'story' in the first place. Fuck up the Fourth: Apparently, I didn't put enough postage on the package I sent to the band Hack Mack Jackson in Germany. I am fucking firing myself. ha ha. no i'm not. It's being re-sent. That's the End of the Fuck Ups. Well, really, I guess that's not too bad. Four fuck ups for 98 or 99 pages (front and back, 8 1/2 by 11 folded 'hamburger' style, as opposed to hot-dog style). I'm still going to be posting the articles on the blogs. It will just take a bit. I've got a busy life. I went from zero to sixty in like 3 months and its been kinda hard to adjust to. But I'm gettin a hold of the reigns okay I think. A few more whips to the ass and I'll be good. As for the zine, I'm not printing a shit-load because its so big. I'm dropping a few off at Heavy Metal Shop tonight, and a few at Red Light Books by Monday the 14th and after that...I'll probably just have extra to give out personally so if you want one I can mail you one or some shit. Some of you know I'm already mailing them to you and a few are going out today. Thanks all. -Khate.
Late June -2008 (i can't remember the date and I'm date-organizing as of July 10)
#5 is finally fucking done. (YES, HMJ, i did send them!!!) Its pretty big, bigger than the previous issues. It took too damn long to put out, but god damnit, its done. I'm working towards getting NHC out RELIABLY, 4x per year - spring, summer, fall & winter. Issue #5 will cover spring & summer. I'll post the blogs soon and will update the page. Otherwise, contact me for issue copy or pick one up around SLC. Thanks to the bands and everyone who helped me on this- I love doing NHC, I love writing and love to be able to help bands and other people who I respect and love as much as I am able to. Thanks for your support thus far! And as always, still looking for submissions, art, interviews, rants, etc. -Kh8April-2008
#6 will be a specifically themed issue: Fuck the Police. If you have any entertaining cop stories you'd like to share, or other rants about how cops suck dick, please submit them. The entire issue will not be about asshole cops, but most articles will at least have a tie in to it in some way. This zine is very broad as you may have noticed, we are not dedicated to one musical genre or one subject as life is all encompassing. Our name NHC is Ne Humanus Crede, Latin for Trust No Human. All of the fucked up shit that we humans do...this is kind of what all of the articles are tied together by. For example, #1 had a story about an overdose, #3 and #4 had a 2-part interview with an Army medic stationed Afghanistan around the time of 9/11 and currently stationed in Iraq. #4 also had an explaination of the Wendigo creature/being/spirit. Hey, its all just something to read while you are taking a shit...ha ha ha. Please contact us for current issues or back issues if you cannot find one.
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