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About Me


'Thou shalt not steal! Thou shalt not kill!'
These words were once held to be holy; in front of them knees were bent, heads bowed and shoes were removed.
But I ask you: has the world ever seen better thieves and killers than these holy words?
Is life not full of stealing and killing? And that these words held to be holy-did that not kill truth itself?
Or was it preaching the death was called holy, which contradicted and went against the whole of life?

I'm sure you know my name.
You all want to create kodak moments.
All I want is the honesty of my peers.
I'm not going to lose sleep over it though.
I'm much smarter than I'm given credit for.
I don't tend to portray myself as an intellectual, though.
I'm better on paper than I am with words, unfortunately.
As many of you know, I went through drugs abuse issues.
I quit in May though, and I've been great for awhile.
I wish that some of you would do the same.
To break away from that lame topic though...
My name's Jacob. Jakey's better though.
I guess I'm going to take a year off.
I want to move to London and go to Marvel.
I'd like to own my own salon one day.
That'd be sweet. I'd probably kick ass.
I'm an open book for you.
Ask me anything.

My Interests

You should probably know.

I never learned how to ride a bike.
My favorite movie is White Oleander.
I'm a lightweight drinker, despite my size.
I don't read, unless it's on a digital medium.
I say what I want at the expense of being trashy.
I think Maple Story is the best.
I'm accident prone in the worst way.
Breakfast foods are my favorite foods.
Smoothies and energy drinks float my boat.
Anything japanese interests me, basically.
My favorite designer is Heatherette.
Coming in second is Betsey Johnson.
Coming in third would be Miss Sixty.
Coming in fourth would be Vivienne Westwood.

I don't like myspace that much.
JACOB CAIN WHALEN
You can add me on facebook if you want.

I'd like to meet:



Heroes:



Existentialism.

My Blog

If I Love You, You're In Here.

OneIt's pretty obvious who's going to be my number one, but what can you do? You were interesting when I first met you, I envied your style and the image that you had for yourself. It was stupid of me...
Posted by Jakey Z." on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:50:00 PST