Dan Dank profile picture

Dan Dank

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

well it's 2008 so time for a new about me and i can think of no better way to introduce me than a myspace bulletin post that seemed to know my exact personality just by the letter's in my name. prepare to be amazed:D: Popular with all types of people. (very true i am a smash hit with foriegners and shoe tapping senators in airport bathrooms)A: Easy to fall in love with. (obviously, with these dashingly handsome looks how could you not. plus i am a fancy entertainer beloved by 3 or 4 people in the metro area)N: Is someone you can never forget. (yeah because most people never forget a asshole, especially a meaty-breasted potty mouth, smart ass like myself. unless your an exgirlfriend and then the drugs and therapy help you forget)I: Has beautiful eyes. ( i was not aware my awful asian-esque eyes were beautiful but who am i to contradict ancient myspace insight)E: will kick you ass (your dern tootin' i will, especially if your a child or doddering old nursing home resident. and fuck a invalid i'll straight kick ol' spaghetti legs right in those atrophied shins if he pipes off)L: loves to laugh and smile (in other words always has a stupid grin on his fat face to hide the hurt and shame of his mediocre life. or a unemployed circus clown wandering around county fairs with candy and holes in his pockets entertaining the lil' chit-lens)so according to the ancient insight of myspace introspection, that is me in a nutshell. so what about you, what's your story?

My Interests

music, movies, alcohol, firearms, books and the menstrual cycles of my co-workers.

I'd like to meet:

a recent interview we did with the fine folks at kc anthem. get your blanket ready you may get the douche chills. for more interviews and cool shit like that visit myspace.com/kcanthem.a show at danny's bar and grill, i think. pictures courtesy of linda.


Music:

black sabbath, clutch, queens of the stone age, dora dank, soulless, tool, red hot chili peppers, motley crue, iron maiden, metallica, johnny cash, muddy waters and the list could go on and on but i lazy and sick of typing.

Movies:

star wars, lord of the rings, rocky, indiana jones, jaws, pulp fiction, halloween, the exorcist, grease, mary poppins, oklahoma, kill bill cameron vol 1 and 2, spiderman, x-men, batman, and any porno starring clint dank.

Television:

seinfeld, south park, futurama, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, everybody loves raymond, most things on the history channel, national geographic, discovery and the bad girls club (shhh...don't tell anyone)

Books:

any book or magazine that is on the back of my toilet.

Heroes:

i don't know the usual fireman, policeman, really fat girls who wear spandex pants/shorts and halter tops, show em what your workin' with there squishy.

My Blog

my poem

  Fairwell Liar liar liaryour house is on firebound to your beda blanket of smoke covers your headhot, sweaty, worry and dreada few deep breathes and you'll be deadliar liar this is your judgment...
Posted by Dan Dank on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:29:00 PST

may i have a cigarette?

not so recently i asked a friend for a cigarette, she obliged and handed me one, marlboro light, from a box. i promptly took the cigarette broke it in half and threw it in the trash. "what the hell? w...
Posted by Dan Dank on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:00:00 PST