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Flying Macaroni Keith

Whacha gonna do with all dat ASS, all dat ASS? Im gonna get you drunk, get you drunk, get drunk off

About Me

I'm Keith. I'm not the best Keith, nor the brightest, nor even the wisest. I'm simply Keith. I have family the loves me, a son that adores me, a wonderful and delightfully evil girlfriend that loves me, and friends that care about me. I'm a geek, I'm a friend, I'm a lover, and I'm just the best Keith.

THE NEW LLAMA SONG !!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ

LLAMA!

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My Interests

Jenn, Brody, Anime, comics, online games, roleplaying games, chatting with my friends online, talking to friends on the phone, family, legos, bacon, taquitos, tv, movies, music, sex, writing, sleeping

I'd like to meet:

People. I need people. People are fun. People are intersting. People fill the void in life between sleep and work. Well not work. I mean I go to work and there are people there, but eh...where was I again?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=havenmcnab I'm on OkCupid if you want to check me out a little bit more.

Music:

..OSTs to movies, anime, tv shows, and video games. J-Pop like Ayumi Hamasaki, Utada Hikari, Tommy February and Tommy Heavenly (same girl). I do like some pop stars, like Gwen Stefani, Brittany (yes I am a fan), Avril. And I like rock/alternative stuff. I just prefer asian stuff. Generally I like instrumental over lyrical. My brain can't interpret very well, so if the words don't flow well with the instrumentals, I get bugged out.

Movies:

300; 10 Things I Hate About You; 40-Year Old Virgin; 50 First Dates; A Christmas Story; A Dog's Breakfast; A Lot Like Love; American Beauty; Batman Begins; Big Daddy; Boondock Saints; Brother Bear; Bruce All-Mighty; Camp Nowhere; Chasing Amy; Clerks; Clerks 2; Click; Closer; Crank; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Day Watch; Desperado; Disney's Lilo and Stitch; Dogma; Dungeon Siege: In the Name of the King; Equilibrium; Eragon; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Eurotrip; Evan All-Mighty; Evil Dead; Evil Dead II; Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness; Face/Off; Forest Gump; From Dust Till Dawn; Gone In 60 Seconds; Good Luck Chuck; Grindhouse; Hackers; Hard Candy; House of Flying Daggers; Howard the Duck; I Am Legend; I Now Pronouce You Chuck and Larry; Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Jumper; Juno; Kill Bill, Volume I; Kill Bill, Volume II; Kung Fu Hustle; Kung Pow: Enter the Fist; Labrynth; Legend; Little Miss Sunshine; All the Extended Lord of the Rings; Mallrats; Matrix Trilogy; Mortal Kombat; Mortal Kombat: Annihilation; Mr. Deeds; My Best Friend's Wedding; National Treasure Treasure II; Night Watch; Over the Hedge, PI; Pirates Trilogy; Finding Nemo, Incredibles, Monster's Inc; Pulp Fiction;Requiem for a Dream; Se7en; Serenity; Shoot 'em Up; Shrek Trilogy; Signs; Silence of the Lambs; Sin City; Sky High; Snakes on a Plane; Space Balls; Spiderman Trilogy; Spongebob Squareparts The Movie; Star Wars Movies; The Fifth Element; The Golden Child; The Grinch; The Long Kiss Goodnight; The Mummy movies; The Notebook; The One; The Prestige; The Princess Bride; The Professional; The Waterboy; They Live; Transformers; Transporter; Transporter II; Ultraviolet; Unbreakable; Unleashed; War; The Wedding Singer; Who Am I; Willow; Xmen TrilogySci-fi mostly. If its got guns, machines, mecha, boobs, girls in skimpy outfits, girls with attitude, martial arts, explosions, zombies...I'm pretty much THERE. And fantasy stuff, like LotR. I love gay hobbits.

Television:

..Sci-fi and drama. I love the new Battlestar. Love Smallville. Love Heroes of course. I also like CSI. AND CARTOONS. Can't get enough cartoons. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends rocks. I love CHEESE! And of course, I am majorly into anime, so shout out to Naruto, Gundam, Claymore. I also digg sentai/Power Rangers. Currently watching Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger, or as it will be know here, Power Rangers: Jungle Fury. Personally I will only watch the first American episode, but I love the TRUE original. I mean occasionally, there are good seasons (such as SPD and Mystic Force, but then you get Operation Overdrive and its like suck-fest!)

Books:

..Eddings and Paloni. Beyond that, I don't read a whole lot, other than strategy guides.

Heroes:

.. A few here and there.

My Blog

Website Design Charges

This is my pricing sheet that I'm gonna be using for potential customers.  I have looked around on the web at what the average charge is for website work, and figured out what works for me, my ex...
Posted by Flying Macaroni Keith on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:04:00 PST

Redesigning Life

Life's been sucking a bit lately.  I've had about 4-5 job interviews now, no such luck with getting a job.  Been struggling to just keep sane, helping out at the shop.I did manage to get som...
Posted by Flying Macaroni Keith on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:34:00 PST

Rest of the Stories

Blah. My stories got longer than myspace will allow for blogs.So check out my LJ.acemikels.livejournal.comYou'll find them all there.
Posted by Flying Macaroni Keith on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:26:00 PST

Hunters: Inferno (Original Edit)

Third in the series, direct sequel to Stifeling Developments. Also major fight scene for the time I was writing.==================================================== === The man known as Stife slowly w...
Posted by Flying Macaroni Keith on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

Hunters: Stifeling Developments (Original Edit)

Second in the series, atleast originally.  The character of Stife actually becomes a Gen4 in the newest edit of the Beginning story and I think I'm gonna replace him here with another type, and m...
Posted by Flying Macaroni Keith on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:05:00 PST

Hunters: Beginnings (Original Edit)

This is the FIRST of my series. Its called the Original Edit because well this is the oldest/newest version that I have of this particular story. Its not exactly how I want it to be. I've been working...
Posted by Flying Macaroni Keith on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:59:00 PST

My Weekend

Had an excellent weekend. My lovely new girlfriend *smiles* Jenn came down and stayed the weekend. We ate dinner over at Kendra and Corey's house, watched BSG. Then went home and had some fun. ^_^Satu...
Posted by Flying Macaroni Keith on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:57:00 PST

Phoenix

Life is a funny funny thing, to quote Alanis. I’ve been divorced for nearly two years now. I have had several relationships since then. I wouldn’t say all failed. Because failure means tha...
Posted by Flying Macaroni Keith on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:44:00 PST

Extra Explainations

Characters mentioned at this point:Davis ’Ace’ Micheals - main character. Can channel enormous amounts of bioelectrical energy that all Gens use for the powers, essentially using the power...
Posted by Flying Macaroni Keith on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:37:00 PST

Hunters: Angel Song. (this part is NSFW)

Manage to find a story I had sent Meejay. This is from my Hunter’s series, and concerns Ace meeting Azazial, having a heavily powered fight between the two which eventually leads to a very inten...
Posted by Flying Macaroni Keith on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:35:00 PST