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The Foul King

There's no difference between me and everyone else. All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest

About Me


"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, a symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out".

My Interests

Comics,Wrestling,Music,Movies,Comedy and uhh....stuff

I'd like to meet:

Nick Mondo,Hayabusa,Jushin Liger and Ultraman :)

Music:

The Agony Scene,Alice In Chains,American Head Charge,Apartment 26, Arch Enemy,As I Lay Dying,Atreyu,Bad Acid Trip,Bush,Children Of Bodom, Chimaira,Cold,Cprporate Avenger,Cradle Of Filth,Danzig,Dark Tranquillity, Darkane,Darkest Hour,Dead To Fall,Devin Townsend,Dimmu Borgir,Easy-E, Fear Factory,Finger Eleven,God Forbid,The Haunted,Heaven Shall Burn, Heloween,HemlockIced Earth,In Flames,Insane Clown Posse,Jerry Cantrell, Johnny Cash,Killswitch Engage,Lacuna Coil,Lamb Of God,MC Chris,Megadeth, Mindless Self Indulgence,Ministry,Mnemic,Mudvayne,Nada Surf,Napalm Death, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds,The Offspring,Old Man's Child,Pantera,Paradise Lost,Professional Murder Music,Rammstein,Raunchy,Rob Zombie,Sentenced, Sepultura,Shadows Fall,Slayer,Slipknot,Smashing Pumpkins,Soilwork, Spineshank,Stabbing Westward,Static-X,Stone Temple Piolts,Strapping Young Lad,Susperia,System Of A Down,Systematic,Tech N9ne,Testement,Tom Waits ,Trivium,Twiztid,Voltaire and White Zombie.

Movies:

Sin City,Batman Begins,Spider-Man,Spider-Man2,The Punisher,Tank Girl,HellBoy,The Crow,The Mask,Devilman,Vampire Hunter D,Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust,City Hunter,8 Man After,Street Fighter 2,Fatal Fury,The Judge,How To Make Carpet Out Of Household Drugs?,Clerks,Mallrats,Dogma,Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,Vulger,Dead Alive,Evil Dead, Evil Dead2,Amry Of Darkness,Night Of The Living Dead,Dracula (1931),Frankenstein(silent),Young Frankenstein,Cradle of Fear,Any Ed Wood Flick,Ed Wood,The Big Lebowski,Kids In The Hall Brain Candy,Suicide Kings,King of New York,Donnie Darko,Kung Pow,Weapon of ASS Destrution 3 and a whole lot more!

Television:

I don't watch that much TV anymore when I do it's most likely Adult Swim's sunday line up or Comedy Central.

Books:

I don't know how to read so I pay a rather large group of strippers to do it for me.You know it's astonishing what money can do.If you were paying atention earlier you would know that one of my interest's is comics!So BasicallyI have the strippers about 3 or 5 of em read comics for me.I make them act out the panels Naked and coved in Jell-O sweet succulent Jell-O.After that I cry for about 5 hours then fall asleep after I wake up the strippers usually leave taking some of my personal belongings but some of them stay and use my home for crazy drug induced orgy's!Which I always miss out on mainly because I was well still sleeping.Every now and then I have them read books to me as well books such as Pure Dynamite,Hard knocks and Cheap Pops,Foley is Good,Choke,How to make Napalm and How to use Voodoo to impregnate that one chick who blew you of for somebody better than you. I may be lonely but I sure do have money and Strippers!

Heroes:


You scored as Michael Myers. You are Michael Myers. You are quiet, and have serious family issues. You wont rest until you kill your entire family, and everyone who gets in your way. You dont really care what you kill with, but you prefer a nice butcher knife from the kitchen. There is no hope for you. There is nothing living behind your eyes but evil.

Michael Myers


80%

Jigsaw


75%

Leatherface


60%

Jason Voorhees


45%

Freddy Krueger


40%

Pinhead


40%

Candyman


40%

Hannibal Lecter


35%

Buffalo Bill


25%

Captain Spaulding


10%
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My Blog

A empty bullet shell with a heart.

Empty shell, give me the strength to move on with my life without you. Give me the power I require to stand by my convictions. Give me the heart of steel that once beat inside your body. Oh empty s...
Posted by The Foul King on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:58:00 PST

Goodnight Granddad.

I'll promise I'll make you proud of me, sleep well.Goodbye for now,Love-Cody
Posted by The Foul King on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:16:00 PST

If you have ever met me...

I want you to know that I care about you. All of you for that matter. There is so many people that I've lost contact with over the years. I just want you all to know that the majority of you have he...
Posted by The Foul King on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:22:00 PST

Hi Craig.

You know it's been a little over a year since I came to your home seeking shelter. Man I can't tell you how great full I was. Not only did I have a bed to sleep in, but I also found a place where I be...
Posted by The Foul King on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:49:00 PST

Hello.

My name is Cody. I've been wasting the last four years of my life working for a company that doesn't give a flying fuck about how much I break my back for them. Not only have I NOT been given the...
Posted by The Foul King on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:56:00 PST

I think Im being haunted.

By the ghost of Elliot Smith. ...
Posted by The Foul King on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:14:00 PST

Letter to Tiffany.

Let me keep all of you up to speed.My long lost Sister Tiffany recently contacted me over myspace and asked about the "Glue Cap"incident.Honestly I've told this story so many times that I even get tir...
Posted by The Foul King on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:08:00 PST

Well.

Ive managed to piss off at least three of my friends in the past two days.I don't even want to be around myself.I'm sorry.
Posted by The Foul King on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:47:00 PST

Blank.

I feel like I'm running around in circles.After years of wasting time I think I'm finally getting burned out.I wish I could have seen everything coming.I would have known not to waste the little time ...
Posted by The Foul King on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST

Blog Time!

Howdy Folks!It's your friendly neighborhood Cody bringing you tidings of warmth and cheer!With this being said,I would like to kick things off with my favorite subject...work.FUCK IT!I might end up cu...
Posted by The Foul King on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:54:00 PST