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graceunderfire

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i hate clowns & most mimes, but somehow enjoy cirque du soliel. i don't enjoy ants, moths, doing dishes, plastic people or artificial sweeteners. i like doing laundry and dark chocolate. i also enjoy the torture of excessive self-analysis. i am impatient, jaded, sarcastic, underemployed and cranky, yet somewhat empathetic.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

(this isn't a contest to see how many lemmings fall from the cliff, SO, IF I DON'T KNOW YOU - send me a message telling me your compelling reason why we should be friends. I'm not trying to be a bitch, y'all -er, well, maybe I am.) deal with it, sucka. If you cannot "deal" with my dry wit, we should probably just "admire" each other from afar....i'm here in mycult to network, connect with friends and re-connect with old friends. i am not here to send you a picture of my boobs or meet up to have some sort of swingers session w/you & yours. in other words - THIS IS NOT MY DATING SERVICE. i have no issues with chatting & meeting new folks - but if we have nothing in common, let's both use that wasted time to instead balance our checkbooks or watch t.v.watch this: bono sells cereal-i heart ben stiller><< UNLESS YOU WANT TO ENDURE THE WRATH O' GRACE-KEEP ANY AND ALL ARYAN NATION/NAZI HATRED BULLSHIT FAR,FAR,FAR,FAR,FAR AWAY FROM ME. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TOLERANCE FOR BIGOTRY/IGNORANCE. PERIOD.>>

My Blog

some pretty f’n scary shit. wtf is wrong with kids today???

i couldn't believe this article when i read it. i guess i'm just an old fogey, cause in my day we made pacts with each other not to get pregnant...at one point i even think i made a pact to get my tu...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:46:00 GMT

my star wars horoscope: astoundingly accurate.

this storm made me do a lot of thinking...leave it to star wars to sum it all up.Star Wars Horoscope for PiscesA typical Pisces, you have your head in the clouds.You're self-sacrificing and a bit too ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:00:00 GMT

smoking ban. feh.

smoking banyes, i know - secondhand smoke is a bitch...but i'm a gon' have an interesting time adjusting to not smoking in a bar.  a bar is not a healthy place, never will be - oh well-bitch bitc...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 21:12:00 GMT

how to avoid doing important chores.

i have at least a handful plus a hundred things more important to do, so i think the fruitful thing to do is to blog. Q:why brushing my teeth? A: because i'm hardcore, muthafucka. can't you tell b...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:22:00 GMT

stuck in senior citizen gridlock...

avoiding the huge pile o' laundry in the corner - just had to jot this down while it's still fresh in me gourd-i just returned from driving downtown & s. bdway - i guess i chose the perfect drivetime ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 15:47:00 GMT

metal. whooptie doo.

tonight i'm working @ the obituary show.  metal has never lost it's grasp on the fair city of denver.  how is it that some folks have never escaped 1989?  don't get me wrong - i'm not d...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 20:45:00 GMT

to the fucker who cut me off, then spit on my car...

thank you dickhead. i definitely had the right of way, as anyone who was at the intersection would attest to. since it was my turn, i turned - your full size dodge monsterpenis truck nearly sideswip...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 17:18:00 GMT

who pays for this shit?

today, the phone rang. i answered & what i heard blew my mind. i promise that this really happened...even though it seems inane. it was a recording - the voice simply stated that it was a public ser...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 15:01:00 GMT

Check out this event: Genrecide @ 3 Kings Tavern

EACH WEDNESDAY @ THREE KINGS TAVERN-60 SOUTH BROADWAY k-Pod & graceunderfire bring you GENRECIDE...NO GENRE IS SAFE! WE AIM TO MAKE OUR NIGHT AS DIVERSE AND UNIQUE AS POSSIBLE...WE DON'T STICK TO ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:05:00 GMT

to the asshole who thought it wise to take e @ english beat.

this guy needed to be punched in the mouth. it was quite obvious the high he was experiencing was not from miller high life - he'd point @ the ceiling and then jerk his finger into his eye, then laugh...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:48:00 GMT