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A JACK OF ALL TRADES

Im like waffles and maple syrup, but instead of maple syrup, MAPLE KICK ASS!!!!

About Me


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My Interests

HIGH!!! Dude my names jack.....meoff.....JACK MEOFF!!! HAHAHA!! Me drum lots...Im in a band nigguh 13 story drop. People say i am throwed like a softball, some like some not like. I like shit....all kinds of shit.....especially good shit....just ask me.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody that wants to put me in a fuckin movie? A decent very un-sykotic girlfriend, live or stuffed....prefferably stuffed for saftey reasons.....with a twat? Abraham Lincoln!!!

Random Statements 2: MY BABY SITTER WAS STOLEN HAVE YOU SEEN HER?! What if im goin for the highest fuckin colestorol ever......ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT AGAIN?! Quit fuckin smokin its nasty like bird doo doo. You look like a dinosaur....YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH Jobs are for motherless dogs!!! The time of redemtion is at hand....the button pushers will always redeem us when your fuckin face is involved. Ugh my life is so not like a box of chocolates...more like a box of assholes....different colored and sized assholes. FUCK YOU!! MAYBE I WANT MY HEAD TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN BARBEQUE PIT!! Xmen is wickedy dickedy. THIS NIGGAS BEEN DEAD FOR SOMETIME AND I STILL WANT TO EAT HIM BECAUSE HES MADE OF SKITTLES!! I dont know. The lesbian farting penguins are coming down out of the mountains of booger trees to feast upon the will of the innocent and the pleasure of the guilty....all must be made ready. Its good to express yourself but you dont have to wear a fuckin too too. I is liked by naughty gay scene boys. Copy and paste GO BRUSH THAT HAIR!! Innocent children should not be charged with traffic violations under the restriction of sexual incrimination of either themselves in a porn store, OR WITH A FUCKIN 30 YEAR OLD BASE BALL COACH OHHH GAD COME ON?!? I find this fucker guilty of bein a fuckin jew bunny!! ..

Music:

Rock, Rap, Jazz, Classical, pretty much everything........I like music

Movies:

Fear and Loathing, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemtion, Resevoir dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Hero, Belly, The Replacement killers, Dont Be a Menace to South Central While Drinkin your Juice in the Hood, Harold and Kumar, Up in Smoke, Half Baked, Spun, Bong Water, Blow, Fast times at Ridgemont High, Americain Beuty, The Notebook, Brave Heart, Time to Kill, Home Alone 2, Dazed and Confused, Scarface, EVERY DAWN OR DAY OR NIGHT OR HOUSE "OF THE DEAD" ever I just love seein zombies get massecred.....the list goes on and on ..

Television:

i just change channels man i dont plan the shit.

Books:

The last book i READ was the Divinci Code....it was bad ass.... but to confusing.....

Heroes:

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Chi Remiera, Zach Delaroacha, Dave Grull, Quentin Terrintino, Willy Nelson, Tommy Chong, TRAVIS BARKER!!!, Marijuana legalization activists, Johnny Depp, Johnny Knoxville, Dane Cook, Eminem.....theirs so many

My Blog

Ahhhhh yes Blog me in the ass

Well whats up you buncha bloggin blogged out bloggertons. Its been over a year since i wrote one of these bitches and it seems that the time is fuckin ripe! So life and its oh so not ever lasting stre...
Posted by A JACK OF ALL TRADES on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:03:00 PST

Big fuckin 20

Wowee mowee......another year on this gods green earth. How was it?! Eh I can always complain and never justify it. The year was filled with its ups and downs as usual. I was somehow able to join a ba...
Posted by A JACK OF ALL TRADES on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

The braces are off BITCHES!!

No more lookin like a dork for me!! I think my shit looks like that dudes teeth from somethin about mary!! YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!!
Posted by A JACK OF ALL TRADES on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:15:00 PST

Fuckin Bullshit ass Alexandria

WHAT THE FUCK?! Dude I still dont fuckin get these people. Whos gonna call a band and ask them to play and then when they go through all this bullshit to get equipment set up so we can put on a show, ...
Posted by A JACK OF ALL TRADES on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:25:00 PST

First Blog that is what a blog should be

YYYEEEPPPPPP. Lifes lookin up people! I thought id just fuckin do a damn blog for once. See what the fuck is so fullfilling about exposing my defining information for the phase of reality that i occup...
Posted by A JACK OF ALL TRADES on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:15:00 PST

My disposition

I'm just a normal guy tryin to jump the wall Inthralled in the game of the hood But tryin to stall..... I've tried life as a clueless neck tie And denied it..... Dont ask me to do it again cuz i tried...
Posted by A JACK OF ALL TRADES on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:18:00 PST

A ryhme for the ladies, Drag........

Come let me drag you down Into my sick little world Because I just cant get my fill Of all you twisted little girls... Ill let you drag me around Maybe I'll give fucking you a whirl Then you can find ...
Posted by A JACK OF ALL TRADES on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:39:00 PST

What the Fuck?

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Posted by A JACK OF ALL TRADES on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:02:00 PST