I'm Only White On The Outside ™

Love me. Judge me. Hate me.

Sup? They call me Kaitlin. I like it that way.
I'm from Lodi, where we might not know your name,
but we sure do know what you were doing with that guy
last night in the parking lot. I guarantee it.
You're only as fake as the girl who just complimented you.
Remember that.
I do what I want lately. Fuck it if you dont like it, cause I'm finally living my life.
I'm fluent in sarcasm and pessimism. That's about it.
Oh, and I'm pretty corny/cliche.
I love it.
Want good music? Ask me.
I'm almost always thirsty. Idk why. And I won't hesitate to drink your drink. I'm serious.
Oh, and I have this weird thing that whenever Shorty Is A Ten comes up on my shuffle list, I have to listen to it.
You can almost always find me laughing.
Spend ten minutes with me and so will you. I promise. I just do that to people.
I'm honestly so simple, that it's complex.
I guarantee that on the face of this Earth, there isn't anyone else who quite adds up to me.
If you can make me laugh, I'll love you. But teach me something, and I'll respect you more.