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About Me

The disturbed mind that brought you The PetaFiles is proud to present his latest assinine concoction. Part religious service, part sex toy shop, Jesus's Penises is garunteed to pick up where the brilliance of The PetaFiles left off. I am still in the process of writing new material and aquiring new band members, but I am hopeful that by the spring of 2008 you will all be witness to the Second Cuming of Christ. Remember: Jesus's Penises Loves You! *Please excuse the songs on this page. They are very rough drafts designed only to feature my lyrics* MyGen Profile Generator

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Member Since: 5/12/2007
Band Members:I am the frontman of this nauseating case of genital warts, and the progenitor of all things obscene. I am a Demon with an aversion to perverion, a Douchebag with a proclivity towards obscenity. I am the one time vocalist of The PetaFiles, reborn and refreshed with new found vile vulgarity. I am THE DEVIL'S DOUCHE.
Influences:We take all of our blessed inspiration from the grace of Prince Clumpy, Princess Diana's aborted fetus, who bears the rightful claim to the english throne. His semi-divine reign shall usher in an age of enlightenment unparralelled in the course of human history. ALL HAIL PRINCE CLUMPY!!!

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(This is my final rough draft, we can add more if need be) In the court of public opinion, all politicians are guilty until proven innocent! he stuffs his face with cakes and twinkies. chows down on...
Posted by Jesus’s Penises on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:15:00 PST