Suit up! Wait wait wait, that's not enough build up. If they were to cure cancer tomorrow, this would still be the greatest thing to happen all week. Hey all, my name is Ryan. I'm all about having fun and awesome experiences, whether it be partying around Melbourne, meeting total strangers and running amuck, being in places and doing things that shouldn't be done, well, you get the idea. Because stats like only having been with one girl are only cool if you're 11. I live in Melbourne, close enough to the city to enjoy short drives in and cheap cab fares home. I deal cards at the almighty Ryan Corp. for a crust, and yes it is awesome. Come visit sometime so I can be distracted from the regular clientele of drunk businessmen and rich tourists pissing away their life savings while their children are left strapped in the backseat of a car with the windows up. I love joking around and being completely unserious, so taking me seriously would be detrimental to your mental health. The lemon law is a life saver, and should be promoted more heavily among the world. Same goes with the platinum rule. Its awesome times awesome, it's awesome squared. I have a strong interest in music, and I'm very passionate about writing, performing and being involved with music. I play in a band called The Mothertones, and I also DJ and write my own tracks. Hit me up if you're looking for a dj for anything. I love laughing and being silly, and dislike being around pessimistic people or people that aren't up for having a great time. So if you're fun and exciting, and not a stalker, lets chat! It'll be legen...wait for it...dary! Sidenote, if you can guess and enjoy watching the television show I am referencing throughout this 'about me' section, we will get along amazingly.Myspace Layout Stealer
