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About Me

I enjoy beer, prison industrial complex abolitionists, and ponies.....among other things.GO LOBOS!!!

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My Interests

getting run over by clowns on skateboards, metallica karaoke, colt 45, your mom, carpaccio, marlboro reds (YEEEE-HAAW!!!), long walks through trailer parks,grandmas who write pseudo-sports columns in a german accent, ridiculous tattoos, sounds from the sewa, brass knuckles, coconut cream pie, horses, mexican transvestites named Cha Cha, parrots who conclude all of their sentences with 'la,' the ladies in F pod at county, short dudes (apparently), ESL charades, vaginas.

I'd like to meet:

THESE LIL' FUCKERS!!!!!!

Music:

I am a strong supporter in the revival of boy bands.

Movies:

kILLER kLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE...and assorted 30 second free porno clips online.

Television:

ELIMIDATE 4EVAH!!!!!

Books:

Archie and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics--pretty illiterate otherwise.

Heroes:

Howdy Doody and Pauli Shore and Ali G. and Fuzzy and Leah and Phlemily and Bob Saget and Marsupilami and IDA MCCRAY!!!

My Blog

Guns...

...are for pussies. Whoever invented them should be shot.
Posted by DisGrayce on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:28:00 PST

Procrastination Survey

Have you talked to an asshole today? No, but my asshole has been talking all night long.Do you still have pictures of you & your ex? Burned 'em all in a satanic ceremony.Who's the last person you had ...
Posted by DisGrayce on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:09:00 PST

I just found out Im a TV Star...

..well, for two seconds on a bay area restaurant review show. There's a shot of me stuffing korean food into my mouth. Today: eating Korean food. Tomorrow: bigger than Oprah, baby (in stardom AND body...
Posted by DisGrayce on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:53:00 PST

She said to me...

..."I hate all these bitches in here cause I'm gonna be sitting here while they come in and out. I've been watching them come in and out for 2 years. They fuck up over and over again...but I don't hav...
Posted by DisGrayce on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:21:00 PST

Drama KINGS

Hoooo, boy.Damn, I always seem to be caught in a war zone when me and my girls go out to have a good time. Boys need to stop blamin hot chicks for their problems. If you got a girlfriend, fuck off!!! ...
Posted by DisGrayce on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:47:00 PST

What a Great Poem!

Fuck PoopJizz GobblerDingleberryPoon JooseAss PimpleProlapsed AnusDip StickProfessional Doucher(You douche people out all day)Cock ShinglesDirty Hatchet WOUNDFuck CrustButt FungusTotal Boner Nugget Ea...
Posted by DisGrayce on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:35:00 PST

The Real Deal

Muthafuckas be lookin like pseudo-communist guppies....and i be tellin them they good enough to be sushi and shit...they're higher grade than wal-mart guppies...more like pet-co guppies. that's a fuck...
Posted by DisGrayce on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST