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jade

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About Me

What can be said about me? HMMMM... I'm Jade. I like movies, television, books, music. Wait...did I say I was Jade, cause I'm starting sound just like every other teenager. I like the beach but I don't particularly like walking so I guess long walks on the beach are out. My turnons are guys who can sing and/or dance and guys who know how to dress nice. My turnoffs are all the guys reading this right now. Wow! Even if you didn't take in any of that info, you pretty much just met Jade! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Lets see: Family, Friends, Speed Skating, Singing...and by extension karaoke, Poetry, Classic Movies, Wonder Woman, Popsicles, Genie Lamps (the teapot ones, not the I Dream of Jeanie kind), Phoenix (the bird), Sonia Henie, The Abominable Snowman, Elephants, Soap Operas, DVDs, Amelia Earhart, Disney Channel, Joss Whedon, Titanic, Bermuda Triangle, the whole Anastasia Debacle and the downfall of the Romanovs, the decades of the Twentieth Century as they cascaded into each other and gradually changed America, the old Candle Stick telephones, Hollywood's rise and the pitiful ghost it has become (makes me so sad), Hats....Etc.....

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Kelly Clarkson...duh. She's just amazing. She can hit notes when she's sick that I can't even hit when I'm having that one really weird dream where I'm a German opera singer starring in a musical version of Hamlet when, since obviously I'm playing Hamlet, I go into my "to be or not to be" speech holding that stupid skull which somehow gets stuck on my head...but I'm rambling. The point is that Kelly Clarkson rocks my argyle tube socks. (Don't worry...I like other stuff as well...I'm ver-sit-tile).

Movies:

*Whistle* "I'm singing in the rain. Just singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling. I'm happy again." So, um, I'm not sure if you've figured this out yet but my all time favorite movie is "Singing In The Rain". I pretty much love anything with Debbie Reynolds in it. In fact, I'm still harboring my childhood dream of becoming her. I also love Esther Williams, Ginger Rogers (those three are my main girls)...Myrna Loy, Rosalind Russell, Clara Bow, Tyrone Power, Van Johnson, Joel McCrea, Doris Day...Get the picture?

Television:

Do favorite T.V. shows still count if they're off the air? 'Cause I gotta tell ya, nothing beats Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Sunset Beach for me (Don't make fun...I know ya'll's life is way crazier than any soap writer could come up with). Though I do have a new fascination with Instant Star 'cause I just got The N (but I hear that may not be coming back for another season either).

Books:

So I've recenetly discovered that I tend to lean towards female authors who write more about characters than events. My favorites are Jane Austen (of the classic romance Pride and Prejudice and the often overlooked but equally endearing Persuasion), Virginia Wolf (who made me feel sympathy without pity for Mrs. Dalloway) and Joanne Harris (Five Quarters of the Orange was simply brilliant). And I absolutley could not exist without Edna St. Vincent Millay's poetry (which has broken my heart better than any boy and then mended it in places even chocolate could not reach).

Heroes:

Okay, SERIOUS alert: I have the utmost respect and gratitude for our service women/men and their families. It is a thankless job, especially these days, and I cannot fill this space without thinking of them. WHEW! That's over. I absolutely admire right down to my toenails and up to my eyelashes: Anita DeFrantz, Esther Williams, Wonder Woman and Anne Shirley (I know the last two are fictional but that shouldn't belittle Wonder Woman's ability to kick Nazi ass or Anne Shirley's unwavering optimism).

My Blog

In order to change, we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Just so everyone knows, I have decided to retire from the sport of speed skating.    Leave me alone.
Posted by jade on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:48:00 PST

The TAG Game

Here's how you play:  Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird/random facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and w...
Posted by jade on Fri, 16 May 2008 11:30:00 PST

Discussion of the "one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people eater"

Point one: Skye's under the impression that he likes the color purple.  But I think that maybe he just happened to be born that color.  I mean, I was born this kinda redish-peachish color bu...
Posted by jade on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:02:00 PST

The desensitizing of today’s youth (namely...me)

I had a thought on The Depression: how could anyone be depressed when it only cost ten cents to watch a double feature movie complete with cartoon and newsreel.  Now's the tim...
Posted by jade on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:52:00 PST

I almost used some lame alliteration in this title

So you know that "glass half empty/glass half full" thing?  You're answer's supposed to, like, determine your outlook on life.  (On a side tangent: isn't that incredibly black and white?&nbs...
Posted by jade on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

Welcome to the trials and tribulations of a stay at home bum

So, I'm circling the drain on this story I'm trying to write.  (Wheeler's Dictionary of Terms Commonly Used by No One, Excluding Jade defines "circling the drain" as: the act of fighting to keep ...
Posted by jade on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:19:00 PST

What I figured out last night

You know what the greatest thing about Kelly Clarkson is:  She keeps writing songs just for me.  (Let me have this one, guys).  First, she's all... "Judas"The only one who took you inTh...
Posted by jade on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:42:00 PST

Eastmoutainsouth

"All the Stars" by Eastmoutnainsouth they would say you were destined for greatnessand I could see it in all the faceshow they loved you, they adored youbut you would sing with a pain they never knewa...
Posted by jade on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:48:00 PST

Taking Back

  Do you think I'm just a name; another face to help you claim your fame? Do you think I'm just a pawn in your stupid little game? I could tell you, don't you know, all the things that you don't...
Posted by jade on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:57:00 PST

guess how much I'm worth

I am worth $2,393,466 on HumanForSale.com That is an awful lot of money.  I could pay off my debt and still buy, like, thousands of DVDs.  Now if I could only find the proper method of putti...
Posted by jade on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:04:00 PST