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The Michael Green Penis Project

About Me

Born in 1981, Michael Green has been finding it more difficult to touch himself in more imaginative ways. One night, Michael had a dream. That dream was to become the great artist he now has become. Critics have called Michael's vocal talents, "awe-inspiring" and "as beautiful as that one girl I boned." Truly, you are in the company of greatness.With song material featuring incontinence, incest, masturbation and skin colour, it's obvious Michael Green's music draws from pop artists such as Britney Spears. But Michael insists, "I know Britney paved for the way for twisted musical humour, and I thank her for that, but I want to do my own thing."

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/05/2007
Band Members: Michael Green Only.
Influences: Underpants, The Miami Sound Machine and Eddie Minowick.
Sounds Like: Nothing you ever heard.
Record Label: major
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The One I Love

Being a rock star is amazing. Amazing! Even the bad things are good. I'd like to report I'm off all the drugs, and I only drink on 5 out of 7 days now (this is progress!). I can only thank my new girl...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:21:00 GMT

Intervention? Haha

My family is so funny. I only see them once every couple of years, and each time they're like, "You're different!" "You've changed, Michael Green!" They just can't accept I'm in the public spotlight n...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:59:00 GMT

New Material: Out Now!

Feel free to listen to the 3 new tracks currently uploaded on the page.Let us know what you think here!Also, if you can correctly guess the song titles of all 3 songs you will win a special prize. Ans...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:51:00 GMT

New Songs

I've never worked so hard in my life! Unlike most people in this World, I have actually been hard at work, busy working on new songs to put out on a new album this year. I'm pleased to announce that t...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:06:00 GMT

Hanging With Lily Allen

Originally posted 31/1/07Dear Fans,Many of you have seen the celebrity magazines with me in them, and lately I haven't been in them alone. I only walk down the street and someone takes my picture, it'...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:53:00 GMT

"Mike from MySpace."

Originally posted 18/12/06Dear Fans, I've been getting many messages saying there is an impostor of me on MySpace. He is called Mike, and I believe he is one of my many MySpace buddies. I'd delete hi...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:52:00 GMT

Fan Mail 1.0

Originally posted 7/9/06Fans have been pouring in questions for the band of late. I took it upon myself to sit down to answer your burning questions.     Emily from Spain asks... What is y...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:51:00 GMT

The Facts

Originally posted 30/7/06- The Michael Green Penis Project started the Chuck Norris/Vin Diesel "facts" phenomenon - The Michael Green Penis Project are close and personal friends of Tom from Myspace ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:50:00 GMT

WWTMGPPD?

Originally posted 28/6/06 Situation #1 - Running into someone at the store How many of you have bumped into a friend while shopping or running an errand? Here you are--another opportunity to practice ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:48:00 GMT

"This band is going places!"

Originally posted 24/6/06The reviews my EP are getting amaze me. Every single one is glowing. Great vocals, great original music, even the recording qualities are praised. I'm just astounded. I knew i...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:47:00 GMT