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Funky Druester

The lengths that I would go to the distance in your eyes. Oh, no. I've said too much...That's me in

About Me

N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N so tell me: how long do you think you can go before you lose it all?
before they call your bluff and watch you fall?
i don't know but i'd like to think i had control
at some point but i let it go and lost my soul
sit tight but the revolution's years away
i'm losing faith and i'm running low on things to say
so i guess i have no choice but to regurgitate
the tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite
oh! to have died that night i realized it wouldn't last!
our days were numbered and the reaper tipped the hourglass
the final mayday of our sinking ship had come and passed
oh! to the west, you don't know what it is you're running from
and everybody's laughing loud
your last chance to make your mother and father proud.
I love him.
and I think he loves me.
So hi. I'm Drue.
I kill people for a living.
That's right. I'm a professional assassin.
I bet that interests you.
Care to find out more?
Well ok since you insist.
I also walk around town naked.
Yes, I am also an exhibitionist.
However, I dont kill people
while I'm naked.
That would make my job
VERY hard.
You may think that it would
be easier to distract my targets
by being naked, but
it's not...with boobs as small
as mine, I am sometimes mistaken
for a boy.
I dont want little boys to be blamed
for my doing.
Little boys dont deserve to suffer that fate.
Because then, how would I touch them?
I really like touching little boys.......

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My Interests


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I'd like to meet:

Matthew Lillard, Anton LeVey, Alice Cooper, Ville Valo, and my alter-ego Blake.

Music:

+/-, 3 Doors Down, The 440s, AFI, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Aiden, Alanis Morisette, Amber Pacific, Artic Monkeys, Audioslave, Billy Idol, bloom., Buckcherry, Career Soldiers, Catch-22, Citizen King, Cold, Cooper Temple Clause, Counting Crows, Crossfade, Cruiserweight, The Cure, Dave Matthews Band, Deftones, Distillers, Doors, Dresden Dolls, Earwig, Editors, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, For Love Not Lisa, French Kicks, From First To Last, Fuel, Garbage, Goo Goo Dolls, Hard-Fi, Heart, HIM, The Hopefuls, Jack Johnson, The Jesus and Mary Chain, KidneyThieves, Kill Hannah, the Killers, Kittie, KT Tunstall, Lifehouse, Lit, Love Spit Love, Marilyn Manson, matchbox20, Meat Loaf, Melissa Etheridge, Mrderdolls, Muse, My Chemical Romance, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Natalie Imbruglia, Nickelback, Nirvana, Only Now Existing, The Presidents of the United States of America, Prince, Puddle of Mudd, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rise Against, Rolling Stones, She Wants Revenge, Sheryl Crow, Shinedown, Si*Se, Single Frame, Smashing Pumpkins, Smile Empty Soul, The Smiths, Social Distortion, Spill Canvas, Staind, Static-X, Stone Temple Pilots, Strung Out, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, Tal Bachman, Tegan and Sara, Third Eye Blind, This Microwave World, Three Days Grace, Tom Petty, Tool, Tori Amos, Train, The Used, The Valley, Violent Femmes, Voxtrot, The Wallflowers, The White Stripes.... Um, Basically almost everything.
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Television:


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Heroes:

this is almost too true
How to make a Drue Ahna
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
5 parts brilliance
3 parts
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!
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My Blog

nothing lasts forever, even cold november rain.

i've met my match and she's defeated me. she just doesn't know it yet. her smile is another blow and so is her ignoring me. i cannot get attention for my wounds and time will eventually heal them into...
Posted by Funky Druester on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:09:00 PST

The smell of rain makes me puke...

...and it's going to go on for the rest of the week. WTF? I dun feel good at all and nobody is home, no one is answering their phones and I'm just all in all feeling pretty cruddy.   The baby ha...
Posted by Funky Druester on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:17:00 PST

They act like their lives are so unfortunate, and they are, it is unfortunate that they are....

...alive. I'm terrible bored and hot. I wish someone hadn't lost my razor or else I would be doing something productive right now...in a bathtub. I miss my Gunnar-ness. He's the bestest thing to hap...
Posted by Funky Druester on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:42:00 PST

my bird gets mad at carrots because they aren't cheetos.

I'm really tired today...as I usually am...but even more so because I have to limp around. How annoying. I called my mum but her phone must've died and she prob forgot her charger....how motherly. An...
Posted by Funky Druester on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST

I want them if they want me, I only know if they want me

I had to leave my friends today. It was extremely sad. It was awesome being able to see them all after school. Matt, Laurentwo, Julia, Scott (he left early), Sharayah, Brian B, Audrey, and Julez. It w...
Posted by Funky Druester on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:45:00 PST

I ain't rushin, cause I ain't Russian

You take me to ecstasyWithout taking ecstasyIt's exactly like ecstasyWhen you're laying right next to me (yeah)I'm sexin' you, sexin' you (uh huh)And you sexin' me, sexin' meIt feels so damn naturalWh...
Posted by Funky Druester on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

Hell has no devils. They are all here.

So, I was thinking, as I usually do (contrary to popular belief) and I need something. I don't know what, but lately I have felt very....empty and very, very sad. I think it really struck me when Bria...
Posted by Funky Druester on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST

And the next time....

....anyone assumes -that because I have sex I automatically think about it all the time ....anyone says -that I looked REALLY skinny after basic -that I have acne -that my butt is big I'll probably k...
Posted by Funky Druester on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:36:00 PST

It's Personal. Aaaaah, It's Personal! So we automatically don't understand?

I got my first tattoo last night. It's a ladybug between my 3rd and 4th toe. It kinda hurt, but it was worth it. I was with Julia (who drove all the way from Bisbee to see it!), Gunnar (DUH?! We're at...
Posted by Funky Druester on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

Happy New Year!!! and party thank yous.

To Celebrate I'm at Gunnars (duh). We have Sparkling Cider for midnight. It's gonna be fun. I'm pretty happy with life, I suppose. I had a party last night for my birthday (and thank you all that cam...
Posted by Funky Druester on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST