Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am Pierce. I have Alien-limb syndrome, which means various portions of my body move on their own for some reason. Some call me crazy, but they are just jealous that I hold the answers to life in this squishy pink blob growing in my cranium. Well maybe it isn't growing. Maybe the answers have been there all along, making me crazier until I finally figured out why I was crazy in the first place. I will solve life, and I will win at life. I will watch the credits roll, and finally see what great actor got to play the role of me. Oh wait, that would probably be me. Or my soul twin, because I took a quiz that said my soul twin was myself. I find this comforting knowing that my soul twin is someone who is so much like me in every sense. I love Shakira, one day...I will find a girl as hot as Shakira and decide that I never really wanted a girl as hot as Shakira, but a porn star instead. By then, I myself will probably have resorted to making porn. This transition would obviously make the latter much easier. This is only because I apparently have a problem with forming any form of relationships with girls besides friendships. So if you are a girl who happens to think I'm the coolest friend you have...there is probably a reason I'm come off that way when I'm around you. Unless I'm masking my hate for you with kindness. I don't normally do this without letting you know. Either way, if you read this much already, and assuming you are girl, you must be interested in me a pretty good bit to care that much. So if I decide to talk to you then I must be interested in you too. Which means we should reprogram our minds from the instinctial cat and mouse games of relationships, and cut past the chase. The end.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Thom Yorke and Shakira!!!

My Blog

NEW AS>>>Human After All<<<OF NOV. 4TH

( DJFPAIOFJD;LKJGA;BJABUOIPEUREBABBB!!!!!! Some parts may be missing or repeated, I was tired when typing all this as usual and found some mistakes I fixed here and there, and probably skipped over ...
Posted by Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:38:00 PST

Life, Love, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

THERE MAY BE MANY SPELLING ERRORS, EVEN I AM TOO LAZY TO READ ALL 6 PAGES AGAIN, AND I TYPED IT ALL.So blah blah blah...and yadda yadda...one day I will run out of important things to talk about and I...
Posted by Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:01:00 PST

The Space Between...

Yet another realization has befallen me, and I don't even remember what made me think of it or how I came to the conclusion. Anyways...stop me if you don't agree..oh yeah, you can't. Ha. So here goes...
Posted by Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:57:00 PST

The precursor...

I've been in a weird mood the past week, and having weird dreams coupled with such. Maybe the weird mood has been due to the weird dreams. I'm not quite sure yet, but I know s...
Posted by Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:43:00 PST

HUZZAH!!!STORYTIME!!!HUZZAH

This may possibly be the best story ever told, why? Because even after you have read it, it will probably make no sense. So now you are probably wondering how that makes it the best story ever? Well ...
Posted by Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST

Dreams of a Mad Scientist.

I had never really thought twice about it, until I had a dream about phasing through my wall the other day. When you think about such things, you always have to wonder : "What keeps me from falling a...
Posted by Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:40:00 PST

Me, Myself, and I...don't get along.

This blog will lay out any future plans and the way I would react towards life from now on. So if you are ever wondering what is going on, just remember what is here. I wrote something a while back ...
Posted by Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

Hallelujah!!

So here it is...Most of the blogs people write are all about trying to express themselves in horrible ways such as the crappy stories they write, and how much they enjoyed or didn't enjoy their day. W...
Posted by Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

Yes. yes... My List

1. Likes Radiohead. 2. Has an attractive voice, or some sexy accent. 3. Must be good at speaking english and broken english, which is hot. 5. Must be able to count, because I just skipped 4 and I'm to...
Posted by Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:18:00 PST

And now WHY they suck. . .

Okey dokey, so everyone has one, only mine is going to be longer, and attempt to solve this horrible mystery. So first off to cover the main issue, girls suck, I think we all agree on this. All of th...
Posted by Pierce[ >:-O RAWR!! ] on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:36:00 PST