My life in 422 Words or Less. I was born Alan Patrick Austin in Farmington, during the summer of 1984. I had two wonderful parents, a relatively easy childhood. My parents still live in the same house I grew up in. My home town was quiet and quaint. I fell in and out of love with several great girls during High School. I hated High School, the school work bored me almost as much as the other students, as a result I had very little to do with either. In 2003, I went off to college in Machias, Maine. That Fall I fell in love with a great girl, keeping up with her was like training for a marathon. It didn't last, cheating whore. My sophomore year I again feel in love with a great girl. While in college I built a reputation of being a Beer Pong Champion. The college party days are something I hardly remember, but will never forget! In the spring of 2007 my girlfriend and I became engaged to be married. I graduated college that spring and we immediately moved out to Michigan. A place I will never return to. I came home single. I was offered a job in Portland working as a psychological rehabilitator, but I took a job in Bangor as a landscaper instead. In the fall of 2008, one of my old friends took a job working for the same landscape company. It was almost like college again. Since moving to Bangor, I have had several girlfriends, none for over three months. Some good girls, some not so good. I never know what life is going to bring me next. I just roll with the flow. I have recently noticed my mind and memory slipping. Not knowing if it’s a sign of some horrible disease, laziness, or one too many glasses of Scotch, its hard to tell, but this has made me rethink my approach to life. Becoming more introverted, less confrontational, and more of a wall flower hasn’t been easy for me, but I’m starting to enjoy it. I always use to go around telling people I was never wrong, and that was true, I could always figure out the answer, long before other people understood the question. Nowadays however, my answers aren’t so good; sometimes I don’t even remember my answer, or the question for that matter. This must be what all of you people feel; life is full of surprises, because you can’t figure life out. I’m one of you…
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