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Music, food, and sports are all I need...
Girls are also useful, but only in small amounts...
'Dating' is stupid, but I do it occasionally anyway so I don't do it anymore...
If you own any camo clothing, I can still see you you moron...
I shower naked...
People tell me I'm extremely critical, but I just like to think I have high standards...
People also tell me that I don't listen, but it's just that I don't care...
Blondes do it best...
But brunettes are a close second...
I believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God and that He died for our sins...
And I won't hesitate to defend my beliefs...
Apparently I'm considered 'white'...
But if I really was I'd want to be just like Paul Meany...
I'm more of a 'hit it, hit it, hit it, quit it' type of guy...
Sarcasm is my first language...
I hate it when people take their ephemeral 'relationships' too seriously...
I'm saving myself for sex... I mean marriage...
I'm not racist, I love black people!...
And God said "Let there be MuteMath" and it was good...
I despise people who can't handle their own problems...
I really don't think I'm better than everybody else, I just act like it...
One of the sickest fighters in the world, Urijah Faber!