MR. BLACK

Hey what it is? this is Mr Black a.k.a. Blackjack i am a 24 year old rap artist from Atl, Ga. make sure you check out my group the F.L.O.C. at www.myspace.com/dafloc ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------- ************WARNING************* IF AT ANY TIME WHILE VIEWING THIS PROFILE, YOU FEEL A WARM AND MOIST SENSATION OVERTAKING YOUR BODY.......DO NOT BE ALARMED! ..THIS IS A NATURAL OCCURENCE RESULTING DIRECTLY FROM INTERACTION WITH A REAL NIGGA...AS YOU ARE WEENED OFF OF FUCK-BOYS IN YOUR DAY TO DAY ACTIVITIES, YOU WILL BECOME MORE ACCUSTOMED TO FLYNESS......THAT IS ALL.-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------okay well, i am not really trying to meet my future wife on here..im usually on here when im at my boring ass office job, so i myspace to pass time. the rest of the time i have this thing called A LIFE..... which works out pretty good for me. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---- i have a somewhat abrasive sense of humor otherwise classified as "c.g.l.o.a.f.w.y.t." or "couldn't give less of a fuck what you think"....lol...if this condition offends you, please click the small "x" in the upper right hand corner of the screen and proceed to kill yo'self immediately... ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ I am a different kind of dude. I listen to all kinds of music from rap,rock,r&b, old school,new school,punk,ska, reggae to soca. so even though i still look like i'm from decatur, its more than ur average going on mentally. i am definetly a "glass is half full" type of guy, i hate boring situations ( i was the kid getting a whipping in the back of the church during service cause i wouldnt "sit my lil' bad ass still") i try to live outside of the box cuz everyone else is so concerned what everyone else thinks of them. I am not gay, never been gay, never will be so if ur a gay guy, a guy that looks like a girl or shit... even if ur just a girl who happens to look mannish!--please leave me alone.lol ------------------------------------------------------------ Im not sure what the hell is wrong with me..but i have the WORST problem with authority...EVER. police, teachers, parents, supervisors, congressmen, EVERYBODY.. i have a long list of former employers ive cursed and walked out on! ..lol....so im in counseling now!...no im playing, but i think with age ive gotten a better grip on my temper....still not sumone you wanna try ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- my family is from Trinidad so if u Trini u gotta holla at ur boy. If ur familiar with trini niggaz then our rep preceeds us...lol.."EVERYBODY TAKE A JUMP, ONE TIME...ITS CARNIVAL!"-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- so i find this myspace thing the funniest shyt ever. THERE ARE PEOPLE ON HERE WHO WANNA BE ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES....but make it easy on me..if u know ur ugly dont be having a cute lil name like "GEORGIA PEACH" I'm all like, "WITH A NAME LIKE "CINNAMON DELIGHT"..SHE GOTTA BE FINE! then i click on ur profile and it looks more like ur name should be "CHITTERLING DELIGHT"!....THATS CONFUSING baby.. try a name a little more fitting ... like "BEEF JERKY " or "SEA DONKEY"...if u LOOK like a sea donkey, AND your name IS sea donkey...I pretty much know what im in for... and i can appreciate that!....lol, im sure they're plenty of people on here looking for a sea donkey look-a-like just like YOU, and how are they gonna find u if ur hiding behind a name like sexy redd? ------------------------------------------------------------ - im just playing i know everything aint about looks.... some of my best friends are sea donkeys......really. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- lol and lets get on these myspace gangsta on here.i know this guy who honestly, looks like he d.j.'s for lil Romeo or sumthing, in person. but then on his page he trying to be DMX and shyt!... what happened nigga!.... are u lost in the matrix? ....lol and why niggaz got gunz and shyt on theyre page....dont get me wrong, i like gunz..hell i grew up in decatur, i own a couple of em.... but why have it on ur internet page...IF U ARE ON MYSPACE, YOU ARE NOT A KILLER!...lmao... killer thugs dont use myspace,dog! they're too busy doing other things,like........i dont know.........KILLING PEOPLE,... robbing,stealing, smoking weed, drinking 40's, smacking bitches and doing all types of ill ass shit like loc-dog from "DON'T BE A MENACE"...lol....u aint fooling nobody wit ya will smith azz!.... you probably in front of ur computer with your chain tucked in RIGHT NOW! ...lol Then u see, like.... the former "school whore" who was a dead ringer for the "SLUT OF THE YEAR" title back in 2001, and now she's on here trying act like she extra fly...it's like.... "BITCH YOU USED TO SUCK DICK FOR MILK MONEY...and NOW YOU'RE A MODEL?"....lol ...oonly on Myspace :) "MODELS" who have only modeled on myspace and/or club promotional flyers are funny to me...lol oh and this shits funny too. why do sum of yall take a picture of one attractive feature for the main pic. (HOW YOU GONNA HAVE A CLOSE UP OF SOME NICE SEXY JUICY LIPS SMOTHERED IN MAC LIP GLOSS...then when i check ur other pictures YOU AINT GOT NO GODDAMN TEETH!...LOL) yes u have a fat azz...buuuut when u turn around the other way ur belly looks like u swallowed a small child and/or sum other type of small mammal....work with me here people...lol or my favorite when they take a picture with their more attractive friend, and u dont know which one is which.,,,like u think she's the sexy chick on the right with the miniskirt on,... but then it turns out that she's the "Heavy D"-looking chick in the background deep-throating a chili cheese dog like Supahead..lol... JUST BE URSELF... . dont suffer from "MYSPACEALITIS" and try to keep up with these people on here... i aint the most SWOLE dude on here but i aint trying to keep up with these silverback gorilla sized nigga on here!...lol.. no thats okay.. i'm kool with a medium build and unshrunken testicles.......thanks...lol ------------------------------------------------------------ ------ also if u steal sumbodies picture off of here and act like u are them.... thats pretty weird..ima need u to have a lil more self confidence....really..theres no joke to that...thats just weird :) AND REALLY...DOES ANYONE REALLY BELIEVE SOME OF THESE FAKE CELEBRITIES ON HERE?... BILL COSBY IS NOT REALLY ON MYSPACE MAN!...he's somewhere in a mansion being old and rich, trying to concentrate on BREATHING on a consistent basis.. he's not on myspace "scoping for sum hot ass"...lol.... now ERIC BENET'... that might actually be HIM on myspace scoping for sum hot ass!..LOL...BILL COSBY...NO OKAY I THINK THATS ENUFF FOR MY PROFILE. I WILL UPDATE IT FROM TIME TO TIME..IF U WANT TO, HIT ME UP..IF NOT..THEN..UH...DON'T, I GUESS ------------------------------------------------------------ ****NEW SHIT 5/4/07*** THIS JUST IN....if on anywhere on ur proflie page you have, or have made reference to "BRINGING SEXY BACK" in any way shape or form..PLEASE ERASE THAT SHIT IMMEDIATELY, as you are currently like,.... 2 1/2 years too late for it to be even REMOTELY amusing anymore.I have just gotten word from JT himself that it has been played out TOTALLY, in the way of the humpty dance, cross colours jeans, the cabbage patch dance and/or ANYTHING having to do with Ja Rule ( i.e. half undone braids, bandannas tied over ur baby 'fro,or ur voice sounding like u are in critical need of a lozenge,etc, etc.)...if i see 1 more chick with bullet wounds, knife slashes or fat rolls cascading out the back of her lace nighty as she strikes a somewhat provocative pose talking about shes bringing sexy back, i will throw up... THIS ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY INCLUDES PICTURE CAPTIONS......thank you for ur cooperation......that is all--------------------------------------------------------- ----------------- ALSO NEW 5/5/07 -----ATTENTION LAMES.....BANDANAS WERE MADE POPULAR SUMTIME IN THE MID-90'S BY 2 PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS : TUPAC AND JA RULE..... if you have a picture with YOU wearing a bandana, and you are not a blood, a crip, TONY THE TIGER, OR AN ACTUAL PIRATE (in which case u have an accompanying peg-leg and eyepatch) , i need you to stop,take a minute out of ur day and ask urself.....WHY AM I WEARING A BANDANA? .....really..... what am i really trying to prove with this outlandish action.... was i abused as a child?......and i want u to really think about the answer you give urself...... its too late for JA RULE, but it could change YOUR life.......that is all