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Bob

Enshrined, impaled and pumped with agonizing life.

About Me


I'm Bob. I was born and raised in Colorado. I loved living there but 20 years in one place is way to much. I am always going to be a small town kinda guy, but I love going to the city. I love the culture you get when you put a large amount people in a central location. Especially when you start talking music. Music is my life and you can always find good music in just about an city. There's only one thing that's more important to me than music and that's my family. Luckily they tend to intermingle a lot. I run Bikbilt Studios with my family in Washington. It has been a dream of ours through multiple generations and it's a dream that's been actualized by a lot of hard work and devotion. I am also the sound engineer for my cousin and good friend's band Aiden . (I really appreciate what all the fans have done for those guy but I don't want to add you because you like the band I work for. So please don't try to add me unless I've met you.) I've been a musician for over 10 years now and it has become everything I live for. I love being an engineer. Making good bands sound better is very rewarding and somthing that I don't think many people can get into. I am very gratefull for the oprotunities that I've been given. I owe everything to my family and of course my friends. I am proud of what I do and I'm proud of who I am. Other than that, there's not much I could put in a little box to explain about me besides this:
I'm not a trendy asshole
I Do what I want
I Do what I feel like
I'm not a trendy asshole
Don't give a fuck
If it's good enough for you
Cause I am alive

My Interests


My Guitar. Bitches. (Remember, you don't have to be a woman to be a bitch. You just have to be a bitch). Mixing Football. Hockey. The internet (evil addiction). Beer. Oh and stuff. I love stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone involved in the process of making music.

Music:


Overprocessed, Pollished Turds
Aiden, Atmosphere, Beethoven, Chuck Berry, Sara Bicknell, Black Sabbath, Bobby Blue Bland, Buena Vista Social Club, Buffalo Springfield, California Guitar Trio, Cab Calloway, Canned Heat, Cannibal Corpse, Tommy Castro, Eric Clapton, George Clinton and the Parliment Funkadelic, Alice Cooper, CCR, Cream, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Danzig Mother Fucker, DBX, Deep Purple, The Dillards, Willie Dixon, Dr. John, Bob Dylan, Lester Flatt, Flatt and Scruggs, Vince Gill, Goat Whore, God Forbid, Al Green, Guns-n-Roses, Buddy Guy, Gwar, Emmy Lou Harris, Hatebreed, David Helfgott, Jimi Hendrix, John Lee Hooker, Son House, Elmore James, Etta James, Jethro Tull (it's a band, not a fucking guy for christ sake, Robert Johnson, Killswitch Engage, Alber King, BB King, Jonny Lang, Leaky Canoe, Led Zepplin, Lovage, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Marley, Steve Martin, John Mayall, Del McCurry, Delbert Mclinton, Meshuggah, Metallica, Buddy Miles, Roger Miller, Bill Monroe, Motzart, Willie Nelson, NIN, Nirvana, Roy Orbison, Buck Owens, Ozzy, Pantera, Les Paul, Tom Petty, Pine Mountain Railroad, Pink Floyd, Billy Preston, Louis Prima, Jon Prine, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Riders in the Sky, Room Full of Blues, Screenfed Youth(someday), Sepultura, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Ricky Skaggs, Slayer, Soilent Green, Ralph Stanley, Sublime, Sytem Of A Down, James Taylor, Koko Taylor, Tenatious D, The Alman Brothers, The Beatles, The Blues Brothers, The Byrds, The Dillenger Escape Plan, The Doors, The Glenn Miller Orchestra, The Heman Theme, The Man in Black, The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, The Outlaws, The Rolling Stones, The Roots, The Spin Doctors, The Tumbleweed Band, The Wild Magnolias, The Yardbirds, George Thorougood, Dereck Trucks, Union Station, Stevie Ray Vaughan, T-Bone Walker, Muddy Waters, Junior Wells, White Zombie, Hank Williams, Sonny Boy Williamson, Howlin Wolf, Yonder Mountain String Band, Neil Young, Frank Zappa, Buckwheat Zydaco, ZZ Top, Unearth, Underoath, Silverstein, The Bellrays, The Stick Up, The Fully Down, Wolfmother, The Sleeping, Bayside, Taking Back Sunday, Atreyu, Himsa, Bullet For My Vallentine, The Used, Evaline, At the Drive In, Asleep at the Wheel, As I Lay Dying, Arsis, Senses Fail, Alice in Chains, Necrophagist, Trivium, The Bouncing Souls, NOFX, The Red Devils, Valliiant Thor, Alanis Morrisette, Bloodlet, Under the Given, Christia Aguilera, A Wilhelm Scream, Alkaline Trio, Arlo Gutherie, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beach Boys, The Beastie Boys, Beck, Ben Harper, Bob Wills, Bright Eyes, Bush, Counting Crows, I don't think I could ever stop filling this out.

You're Balsac the Jaws of Death! Bad... ass... What
else can be said for a guy with a bear trap for
a face and hooves??? You are a gallant warrior,
but are prone to violent mood swings followed
by a bloodbath. But then again, who isn't?

What Member of GWAR are you?
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Movies:


Waking Life
Dazed and Confused
The Newton Boys
Star Wars
Indiana Jones
Rushmore
The Royal Tenenbaums
Clerks
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Chasing Amy
Mallrats
Vulgar
History of the World
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Blazing Saddles
The Young Frankenstien
Space Balls
Office Space
Beavis and Butthead do America
Sin City
Kill Bill I&II
Jackie Brown
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
Evil Dead I&II
Army of Darkness
Spiderman
The Blues Brothers
Animal House
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
Edward Scissorhands
A Nightmare Before Christmas
Batman
Big Fish
Mad Max
The Road Warrior
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Pi
Requem for a Dream
Cannibal the Musical
Baseketball
South Park
Team America World Police
Muppet Treasure Island
The Muppet Movie
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I-III
The Dark Crystal
The Labrynth
Full Metal Jacket
A Clockwork Orange
Fierce Creatures
A Fish Called Wanda
American Pie I&II
American Wedding
In Like Flynt
Chinatown
Igby Goes Down
Ace Ventura I&II
Lord of the Rings
I Heart Huckabees
Dumb and Dumber
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Akira
Princess Mononoke
Super Troopers
So I Married an Axe Murderer
Donnie Darko
Mosters Ball
Momento
House of 1000 Corpses
Way of the Gun
Misery
Ghostbusters I&II
One Hour Photo
Toys
Dead Meat
The 25 Hour
28 Days
Saw
Farenhiet 911
Braveheart
The Jungle Book
Scarface
Carlito's Way
Goodfellas
Casino
Natural Born Killers
Trainspoting
SLC Punk
Encino Man
Bio-dome
George of the Jungle
Swingers
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Treasure Island
Road to Perdition
Apocalypse Now
The Crow
Fight Club
The River Wild
The Fifth Element
Bong Water
Out Cold
Troy
Kingpin
Enemy at the Gates
Saving Private Ryan
Wizards
The Boondock Saints
A Beautiful Mind
Blow
Bad Santa
Black Hawk Down
Deap Poets Society

Television:


I love the Discovery Channel. Other that, assorted shows on dvd. Commercials scare me these days.

Books:


Yeah.............I should do more of those.

Heroes:


"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months"

-Oscar Wilde

My Blog

My last 24? 36? 48? hours?

I'm not even sure how long it's been since I left. I was up all night on tuesday(west coast time) packing and getting ready to go. Left the house late at 8:25 and got to the airport at 10:50. 12 hours...
Posted by Bob on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:10:00 PST

Break shit angry

Beware you geeks squaders out there. If I run into one of you in the next 24 hours, I will break your nose. 45 minutes on hold just to get hung up on is a very good way to piss me off. Hulk style. Any...
Posted by Bob on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

Does it ever end?

I've been cleaning and organizing the house and studio for like 2 and half weeks now and I'm still not done. I've burnt out and gained my motivation like 5 times over. I'm going through my uncle Bob's...
Posted by Bob on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

At a loss

It's 4:59 (east coast time), I'm sitting in an empty hotel room somewhere in New Jersey (at least that's what they said when I woke up) and I'm hours away from even considering sleep. I'm really glad ...
Posted by Bob on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

2006

Ok lame I know, but I like these end of the year surveys. This is the best one I could find. 2006 was an amazing year for me and I hope next year will continue on the same track. We should all be so l...
Posted by Bob on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST

Fucking Metal!!!!!!!!!!

Holy fucking shit. I saw Necrophagist and Arsis last night. They blew me away. I've never seen people play like that collectively before. By far the most talent that I've ever seen in one room. If you...
Posted by Bob on Sun, 07 May 2006 03:58:00 PST

Morality and the Beast

It's no secret that in the past 50 years, the world, and specifically the United States, has a steadily declining sense of morality. In the past few days though, I've become increasingly aware of...
Posted by Bob on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:26:00 PST

Best dream ever

Ok so last night I dreamt that I got married to Pam Anderson. I've never thought anything special about her, but let me tell you. Being married to her had.....well...lets say some nice perks. So as my...
Posted by Bob on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 09:55:00 PST

"Is that Bill Shakespear over there? I don't have my glasses.

Accidental broken glass Sharded Deep in my soul I didn't mean to break it but Maybe I wanted to Maybe you should have Maybe we all should have Now I'm left with shards of sanity Wedged into inc...
Posted by Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST