About to be a regular gymnast at Santa Monica's muscle beach this summer. Every Sunday noon. Come join me!
I've just graduated from USC Engineering School. Now, taking a glimpse of the real world, I realized that life sucks without spring break and 3 months of summer break.
Favourite Quotes:
"Euw, smells like a dog's sperms"
"Fraternities are for dependent she-men [metrosexuals]"
~Alma Eats Yogurt
"I will fight you"
~Gorski
"My new roommate makes Joe looks straight"
~the great Timmy
"You are just jealous cuz Oreo is my bitch"
~the great Timmy
"Hey Steve, gimme another shot of tequila and lick my balls"
~Kyle on his 21st bday at the Yard House
Me: Stop being such a pussy!
Tim: I am what i eat
Me: Do you have a wild card?
Lauren: *confused* What? Did you say I have a long dick?
Me: I'm bored
Lauren: What?!?! Did you just call me a whore?!?
Zips Cashier: May I see your ID?
Aaron: Why? It doesn't look like me? (pointing at his credit card)
Zips Cashier: Umm....no, it doesn't have any picture on it. May i see your ID please?
Aaron: Fine, here you go.
Zips Cashier: This is not your signature (pointing at the smiley face on the receipt)
Aaron: Yes it is
Zips Cashier: Sir, can you please sign it properly?
Aaron: But that is my signature... okay, fine.
Aaron: My lil bro wants to name our family line, Spartans
....
Aaron: Do you guys know why the Spartans were such great warriors? Cuz they were gay - they had sex with their own team members.
Me: They were not gay - they were bisexual.
Aaron: Yeah, that - same thing. So if one of their warriors dies, its like one of their lovers dies. So they fight hard to make sure each other's survival.
Tim: So you're saying that you're family line is gay?
Aaron: Guys actually enjoy taking a crap because it pleasures us. Thats why some guys take crap and look at playboy. Its all because of the prostate. Taking a dump is like massaging the prostate and that give us pleasure.
Me: So Aaron, you're trying to say that you like taking it in the butt huh?
Aaron: Ummm.... yeah, I guess. Maybe I'll ask Rachel to put a strap-on someday.
Rachel: OMG, I can't believe you've said that.
Joel: You're disgusting. I can't believe you're my brother.
~some crazy talk on the Curry's boat at Lake Cour d'Alene on 4th of July
"A good friend is someone who calls you regularly to find out how you are doing; a best friend is someone who drunk calling you at 4 am and talking shits to you"
"All girls are innocent untill proven slutty"
~some wise dude from MTV
JakeAdriano: quit being a little panzy bitch
Ameh09: i thought i had balls for a minute
NickManziq: u actually have a dick?
Ameh09: but i just checked...and i don't'
Ameh09: either that, or the balls i had just disappeared
"it satisfying to me as cumming is, u know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming.
can u believe how much im in heaven,
im like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym,
im getting the feeling of cumming at home,
i'm getting the feeling of cumming back stage when im pumped up,
when im boast up in front of 5000 people i'd get the same feeling,
so im cumming day and night"
~Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'Pumping Iron'
"hey dude, are you gay?" - "no"
"oh im just looking for some dude to suck"
~ a bum in Manhattan beach talking to MM
