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The Tyranical Tea bagger

Well.... Somtimes a Ninjas gotta race

About Me

I am a Big guy and I do Big things. I serve my country. I love to laugh at everything (seriously I laugh at suicide briefings). I like to enjoy a few drinks with friends (yeah "A few"). I am a dependable person, but I am not a realiable person. I like lazy Sundays at home playing video games or watching TV. I put my Family and Friends before anything else in my life. I have a bad since of Direction. I love to eat but I hate to cook. I like to talk to strangers about current events.Real Black Sheep
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Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

My Interests

Traveling, Music, Movies, Comedy, Crack/ Coccaine (Not really no), Video Games
Your Pimp Name Is...
His Majesty Dynamite What's Your Pimp Name?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the person that decided what it means to be black and ask him why nobody thinks I fit the criteria.Hit me Up on yahoo, [email protected]

Music:

Anything that has a beat that I can dance toMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Movies:

Sin City, Hustle and Flow, Menace to Society, Boyz n the Hood, South Central, Shaolin Super Ninjas, Shaolin Soccer, Volcano High, Jarhead, Booty Call, How to Be a player, but my favorite movie of all time has to be Pootie Tang

Television:

Chappelle Show, Chappelle Show, Chappelle show, Owwwwwww Hooo hoooo hoo hoo hoo, now let's start the show.

Books:


[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 12 1/2
[Parents still together] Yeah
[Siblings] 3 sisters 1 brother
[Pets] plastic Dog
FAVORITES
[Color] Carolina Blue
[Number] 42
[Animal] Monkey
[Drinks] San Benedito Tea, and Jack & Coke
[Soda] jolt
[Book] jack and the mother Fuckin' Bean stalk and other ghetto stories
[Flower] Dandelion
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] lack
[Twirl your hair?] I wish i could
[Have tattoos?] Want to
[Have Piercings?] Nope
[Cheat on tests/homework?] No, but people cheat offa me for some reason
[Drink/Smoke?] yes, and sometimes
[Like roller coasters?] I love being upside down
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yes, out of the Dorms
[Want more piercings?] yes
[Like cleaning?] No, but i do it
[Write in cursive or print?] print, but either way it's chicken scratch
[Own a web cam?] Yes
[Know how to drive?] I say yes, friends say no
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] I never get on the computer, it wouldn't hold my weight
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes, I broke a knuckle and had a bruised ribb
[Considered a life of crime?] One time I tried to sell powdered sugar
[Considered being a hooker?] I would do that, but i don't want aids
[Lied to someone?] human nature to Lie
[Been in love?] Yeah.... that
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yeah
[Been in lust?] All the time
[Used someone] There are no Masters here, no slaves either my Man
[Been used?] There are no Slaves here, no masters either my man
[Been cheated on?] Yup, but it was a mutual thing
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] I've played Ro-sham-bo a few times
[Stolen anything?] Bubble Gum, stuck it in my pocket and forgot about it
[Held a gun] I play a lot of FPS games, I've killed many of people with my trigger fingers
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Nike Sweater, Jordan jeans, Black on white Forces
[Current mood] Bordom, Utter Boredom
[Current taste] bad Chinese Food (sars)
[What you currently smell like] Axe Touch
[Current hair] Short and well groomed
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Sleeping, or playing WoW
[Current cd in stereo] A mix compulation of Hyphy
[Last book you read] Life of a hustler by the Bishop magic Don Juan
[Last movie you saw] Team America
[Last thing you ate] Bad Chinese Food (sars)
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Renee Darby
[Do drugs?] no....
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Um.... there is life on other planets, We've been to the moon
Remember your first love?] Yeah, what a sweet heart. That bus hit her pretty hard
[Still love him/her?] Yeah, she will be dearly missed
[Read the newspaper?] Yeah, when I'm on the pot
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yeah, But Izzy and Wilborn love eachother
[Believe in miracles?] I'm here aren't i?
[Do well in school?] Did well in School
[Wear hats] 59/50 Authentic
[Hate yourself?] I love myself, maybe too much
[Have an obsession?] World of Warcraft
[Collect anything?] Video Games
[Have a best friend?] Yeah
[Close friends?] Plenty of em'
[Like your handwriting?] Nope, Chicken Scratch
[Care about looks] Mine or Hers?
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Krista Holgerson
[First kiss] Krista Holgerson
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Love at first sight no, Lust at first sight, always
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Neo? that was just a movie
[Are you a tease?] I wish i could be, but i'm an easy lay
[Too shy to make the first move?] If I have to do it, I will. But i don't feel inclined to
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] .......... What was that I'm sorry i was just Daydreaming
[Bitch/Asshole] Dicks Fuck assholes and Pussies, I'd say I'm a dick
[sarcastic] No never
[Angel] No wings, but I'm a nice Guy
[Devil] No horns, But I can get Ugly
[Shy] I don't speak unless Spoken too
[Talkative] Depends on what you talk about
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Your Deadly Sins


Lust: 40%
Envy: 20%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?

Heroes:

My Mother, My Father, and Underdog

My Blog

Life comes at you fast

Another day in the life....   It's hump day and I just got home it's 1 am and the bar got too boring for me to hang out there.  It seems like talking to women has become second nat...
Posted by The Tyranical Tea bagger on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:56:00 PST

bathroom

What is the deal with women and the bathroom? Is it just an easy out from a conversation, or is there like a magical fountain of knowledge in there or what?  I swear when I'm at a bar or club and...
Posted by The Tyranical Tea bagger on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:14:00 PST

procrastinate (spell check)

for some reason I can't seem to get anything done lately until the last minute.  Paying bills, going places, and cleaning stuff.  I keep saying I'll do it tomorow but that day isn't coming.&...
Posted by The Tyranical Tea bagger on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:25:00 PST

Chicken Noodle Soup

Just wanted to let you know that chicken noodle soup is stuck in my head, and I want to bash it out with a hammer
Posted by The Tyranical Tea bagger on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:15:00 PST

RICK JAMES

I can't get this Damn rick james song out of my head "Give it to me baby" It won't leave I've listened to it 14 times yesterday and 18 times today and it's still not annoying me, but when i'm not lis...
Posted by The Tyranical Tea bagger on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:43:00 PST

Bank error in your favor

How about I check my bank account and I have 1000 unaccounted for dollar bills in the bank, i don't know how the hell it got there, and i did't waste time asking questions, i went out and bout a 52" H...
Posted by The Tyranical Tea bagger on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:21:00 PST

Onto Some other Shit

Why is text Messaging the new shit to do now?  It's annoying as hell and expensive as a fuck, What ever happened to the phone call?  I get a text message every night and have to send another...
Posted by The Tyranical Tea bagger on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 08:54:00 PST