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About Me

I hate these. So why do I relent and submit my info? Because it told me to. I may hate them, but I am loyal and obedient man.I cook. I am a cook. Some call me chef, a little piece of paper calls me "chef". But in all I heat up food and get paid for it.I like art. I like music. I like to be outside. I like birds. No really, I like birds! There is a family of swallows outside my apartment. I like to sit on the porch and just watch them divebomb crows and eat bugs in mid air.I used to backpack a lot. Camping is an art form to be celebrated.Reading is fundamental... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds================================================= ==========Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 69% Dr. Doom 65% Mr. Freeze 65% Apocalypse 59% Kingpin 56% Juggernaut 56% Lex Luthor 54% Venom 54% Magneto 53% Riddler 50% Green Goblin 44% Dark Phoenix 42% Poison Ivy 34% Mystique 32% Two-Face 28% Catwoman 25% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

============================================================ ==== Benjamin Franklin. Stephen Hawking. Nikola Tesla. Bono. JRR Tolkein. CS Lewis. Fidel Castro. Osama Bin Laden. (seriously, I don't have to like him, but I want to meet him) Ghengis Kahn. Peter from the bible. William Shatner. Steve Martin. Roald Dahl. Tim Burton. Danny Elfman. Chef Careme. (the grandfather of chefs) Chef Escoffier. (the father of modern chefs and kitchen standards) Chef Thomas Keller. (a genius) Alton Brown. many more I am sure. =================================================Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 90% Superman 85% Spider-Man 80% Iron Man 80% Hulk 65% Catwoman 60% The Flash 60% Robin 57% Wonder Woman 52% Supergirl 52% Batman 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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My Blog

Dave did this in his blog so I am too cuz bulletins are kinda dumb

Wait, these are dumb too BUT FUN!!!!!!!!SCATTERGORIES... it's harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things......
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:21:00 GMT

My dad died today.

I said that sentence a year ago today, and it was so alien and uncomfortable to say out loud, but necessary. To be able to say that offers up emotions and a state of mind that challenges all notions o...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:49:00 GMT

Alameda- Elliot Smith

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Lurking over our porch....

And in that very hour Melkor and Ungoliant came hastening over the fields of Valinor, as the shadow of a black cloud upon the wind fleets over the sunlit earth; and they came before the green mound Ez...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:41:00 GMT

7 weird things...yes. I know.

7 weird things 1. My two index fingers are curved. They point inward. Most likel...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 18:08:00 GMT

Sometimes the small things that disappoint them, are the heaviest ones

I disappointed my wife today.Today is the 100th anniversary of the Portland Rose Parade.We have gone now for 2 years to watch and enjoy the the floats and tradition and community spirit this large cit...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:27:00 GMT

I punched someone today

I have not hit someone 16 years.I hated it.Matt took me to my car near the Lloyd Center and I was walking out of the book store.As I walked along the sidewalk I saw on Halsey a guy on a skateboard in ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 19:10:00 GMT

The dog is sleeping on my butt.

Yeah I am laying here watching some special on Mtv on OCD ( we just watched "Fat Camp") and the dog insists on sleeping on my butt.I admit, it is warm, and kind of comforting.I was told to make a new ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 16:45:00 GMT

Lair

The other night I had a dream.I dreamt that Tesha and I and Matt from work (and he had a date with some girl I couldn't see)went to a concert to see some guy.He wore a luchadora's mask (Mexican wrestl...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 22:56:00 GMT

Praying Mantis

I just mowed my lawn and in doing so, I unleashed an army of manti and they are all emerging my fresh cut lawn and perching on my fence and windows.Watching me.Waiting to strike.I destroyed their sanc...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:32:00 GMT