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Prototheria

Idiot looking for village.

About Me

Interests:
Snowboarding, camping, wheeling, shooting, guitar, eating. Yup.
Note: The aforementioned are not necessarily listed in order of preference.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Get over yourself; I'm not trying to get in your pants.

Music:

Metal, blues, classical, jazz, bluegrass, old ass phunk/ rap.

Movies:

Scary.

Television:

Nope.

Books:

Dave Brown, Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, and pretty much anything besides another fucking T.O.

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan, Bush (both of 'em), Jimmy Doolittle, "Hap" Arnold, Glenn Curtis, Glenn Beck, Michael Reagan, Gen. Patton, and my grandfather.

My Blog

This is a blog for the sake of making a blog.

Snow is coming, yay.  I haven't been on Naiomi in almost three years.  Naiomi is my snowboard.  She's actually named after Naiomi Campbell.  See, I ride a '97 Burton Supermodel 81 ...
Posted by Prototheria on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:34:00 PST

It's good to be back.

So I've been back two weeks.  The guy that I left my truck with wheeled the shit out of it, put about 3K miles on it in 134 days (do the math to see how many miles a day), and shredded the spider...
Posted by Prototheria on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

It's hot out!

HAH!  You folks in the states have NOTHING to complain about!  This is what I deal with every day in Iraq... ...
Posted by Prototheria on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:26:00 PST

The rock.

There is a rock in the urinal of the porta-shitter next to my shop.  That rock represents this region.  Every time I'm in there, I piss on the rock as a show of my dislike for this part...
Posted by Prototheria on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:36:00 PST

Oh shit... gas prices go up and we have a way to make them go down!

Send this to everyone you know!  If we stop buying gas for a day, prices will drop $1.25 overnight, and the president of Mobile Petroleum himself will come to your door and thank you for helping ...
Posted by Prototheria on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:13:00 PST

For all you ladies, male bathroom etiquette explained.

http://gamerfreak.net/play/the-urinal-game
Posted by Prototheria on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:53:00 PST

Hi, my name is Ji, and I'm... a friend whore.

No, not really.  Actually, not at all.  It seems like Myspace is kind of going downhill.  What was a cool place to meet friends and the occasional hook up (don't lie to yourself; it hap...
Posted by Prototheria on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:15:00 PST

An Examination of Liberian Marksmanship Techniques.

Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia. Disclaimer: All similarities to Rap Stars, Hip-Hop practitioners and Gangstas of all races, ethnic origins and religions, living or dead, is purely intent...
Posted by Prototheria on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:52:00 PST

So you're against the Iraq war...

That's fine.  It's easy to be against something that's fighting for what you already have.  Here's what they do to boys in Iran who steal loaves of bread:  http://www.ehowa.com/features...
Posted by Prototheria on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 04:20:00 PST

Scary story.

This happened last night. I'm laying in bed, sound asleep... I wake up and see this dark thing moving in bed next to me. I flip out and jump out of bed and run to the front room of my apartment. There...
Posted by Prototheria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST