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Josh Murder

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I had a rad girlfriend named Sarah, we're married now. We've been together for 9.216438356164380 years, married for 0.3534246575342470 years, and will only have an anniversary once every 1461 days. I love her, and I think she loves me too, even when I'm a total jerk ass. She makes me happy.
I am a photographer. I like my photos, and sometimes other people do too. That makes me happy too.
I really like to cook. Be nice and I might cook for you.
I was in a band called Bullfighter!. We were good. You should still check us out sometime. Our myspace account is here.
I have some friends. They're nice. Some of them are on myspace. They're on my friends page.
I have another job. I sell motorcycles. So far, so good.
I have a pretty foul mouth sometimes. Sorry.
Oh, and a quick message to any and all bands on my friends list; my myspace is not your billboard. Post comments containing flyers for shows I could not conceivably go to (e.g. in non-California states) and there's a pretty fucking good chance I will delete the comment, and if you're not one of my super favorite bands, I will probably delete you as well. Consider yourselves warned.Go to this:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Grown-ups. Preferably ones with good grammar, spelling, and punctuation skills.

My Blog

Tio Puerco?

Yesterday afternoon something weird happened. Basically a person came out of my sister (in-law). I'm not sure the actual process by which this occurs, but I believe a stork and a tin roof are involved...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:55:00 GMT

The beginning of my fourth decade on this earth.

So the anniversary of the greatest day in history passed sunday without too much pomp and circumstance. Additionally, the first year of my fourth decade is shaping up to be chock full of working and p...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:30:00 GMT

Cheesy Thanksgiving blog...go!

So, if you're like me (and I know some of your are) you generally hate people who ooze sappiness all over their blog. Also, I'm sure some of you (like me) have some issues with the imperialistic/natio...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 05:00:00 GMT

So, the last week and a half...

Yeah, stuff has been, shall we say, less than glorious.Last saturday (the 22nd) I got laid off. I can’t say it was a surprise, and I can’t say I’m heartbroken. I’ve been needin...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:21:00 GMT

Noi contro il mondo.

    So, yeah , I got married on leap day. I’ve been meaning to write about that for a while, but just didn’t know what all to say, really. We headed to vegas for our Februar...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:09:00 GMT

I hate...

...Dane Cook, and whoever gave us the colloquialism "haters."
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:38:00 GMT

Regret.

It's a terrible thing.
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:40:00 GMT

I am pork rinds.

Yeah, so, went to the beach sunday. I now have pork rinds for shoulders and swollen, burnt ham-hocks for feet. Fuck sunblock for not lasting eternally!
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:39:00 GMT

Back in rant mode.

What is it about some people that makes them susceptible to inane chain letters/emails? I have grown so tired of "If you don't send this to at least 6,000 people your loved one/dog/intestinal bacteria...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:37:00 GMT

The last nine days...

...have been absolutely disorienting. Starting last saturday Sarah and I (after a 2 hour delay at LAX) spent 2 awesome days in Seattle with Jeff and DesireƩ. I cannot recommend the Ace Hotel highly en...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:21:00 GMT