Douche Bag!!! |
So after visiting a therapist and growing more desperate in the need to quench an underprivileged sex life, Mrs. Wang came home and asked her husband for 69. He looked at her puzzled and asked "...
Posted by Spenser on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:59:00 PST |
Fuck |
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Fuck is an English word which, used li...
Posted by Spenser on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:09:00 PST |
In the past two days I've seen two midgets riding kids bicycles. |
...and they weren't even the same midget! What the fuck is going on in this world? I met a really rad chick through... MySpace! I'm also hung over and failing miserably at ever...
Posted by Spenser on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:57:00 PST |
Infectious |
I am sick of sinus infections! Literally and figuratively. Sociologically and pathologically as well while I am at it. I've already had 2 sinus surgeries and still I am quite prone t...
Posted by Spenser on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:45:00 PST |
What a world, what a world! |
We live in a fucked up world. Some Dane draws a few pictures of The Prophet and riots erupt all over the world. People are getting hurt and dying over a cartoon! A fucking cartoon ye...
Posted by Spenser on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:41:00 PST |
Strategery |
So as our President continues his quest for strategic winnery and the seeds of life swim merrily up the canals of what ever her name was last night, the winds of change flow freely through the ai...
Posted by Spenser on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST |
The Arts |
People often ask me why I spend so much time in whorehouses, adult bookstores, strip clubs, and X-rated movie theatres. Is it just because I'm a patron of the arts?
Imagine going to...
Posted by Spenser on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:14:00 PST |
A New Beginning |
Here's a blog for all my friends
I know
They'd like
I remember every drunken night
at the old dive...
I am officially off of prednisone. Thank you, thank you very muc...
Posted by Spenser on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:19:00 PST |
Violins |
I am just another fool, and I have to, keep telling myself thatI am just a hypocrit, and I have to, keep calling you oneAnd I forgot to bite my tongue, as my assumption, is the mother of all mistakesS...
Posted by Spenser on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 11:14:00 PST |
666th View |
My profile has been viewed 666 times
Sweet!
Posted by Spenser on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 03:07:00 PST |
