I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba or Adriana Lima Victoria Secret model


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Music:

Rock And Rap
So when you see her standing there With green eyes and long blonde hair She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun You should just turn and run because you'll find out that Some girls try too hard some girls try too hard And some girls try too hard to impress With the way that they dress With those things on their chest And the things they suggest to me Some girls try too hard

Movies:

Beavis and Butthead Do America (I have no cornhole!), Mortal Kombat, Lord Of War, The Island, Underworld, Amercan pie the naked mile, PORN

Television:

HEROES!!!!

Books:

Sarasota

Life in SRQ: •You have gotten dressed to “go out” and all you have done all night is sit in the Taco Bell or Mcdonalds •You know Sarasota has one of the highest rates of under-age drinking •You drink natty light •You understand what the terms “drop dome”, "G.M.D.", and "rip" means •Siesta Key is the only beach for you and you get mad when people say other beaches are better, because you know they aren’t. •You can drink and drive and be home safely •You don’t understand where the “Q” in SRQ came from, but love calling your home by those three letters •You hooked up with someone in the BC or know someone who has •There are more retirement homes than clubs •There is a distinct period of hell aka tourist season •You have seen parents drink and play beer pong with their kids at parties •Cotillion is an excuse to get a new dress and drink cheap liquor in the car before going inside •You know that the village isn’t really a village •The high schools looked like prisons •Everyone’s parents had money so it wasn’t a big deal •You asked your teachers to let you out early so you could get in line for Nacho Day •You have taken pictures by the statues by Marina Jacks •You knew they were going to have breathalyzers at school functions, and you drank anyways. •You know what S.K.O.B is •It's 60 degrees out and everyone is walking around wearing mittens and scarves, but they are still wearing their flip flops. •You have been caught drinking at Crescent Beach and ran...with your beer •When the girls get in more fights than the guys!!!!

Heroes:

The Man Who Invented Fake BOOBS!

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