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Eyewitness Testimony | Block MeDOUG RINALDI
Known Aliases: Notorious D.U.G., Zombie D.U.G., Thug Rinaldi, Satan, El Chupacabra
DOB: 1974
Base of Ops: Winchester, MA
Identifiable Features: 3 tattoos, goatee, glasses, walks like a pimp
Prior Occupation: Part-Time Lover
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More Details: Fingerprints , Suspect Sheet , Psych Evaluation
Overview of Subject:
I hate MySpace . . . Boredom made me do it. Lameness keeps me coming back. Add me if you'd like or ignore me; my feelings won't be hurt. So, be my MySpace friend or I'll be forced to pout! But if you are going to add me or request to add me and I accept, for the love of Jupiter's Balls say something clever, intelligent or witty. Make it worth the effort. Otherwise, don't waste either of our time. Entertain me damn it!
I used to be in a band, Bane of Existence , but bad luck and bad genes forced me to quit. Retail rules my life but does not own my soul; I will break free from its shackles one day and find the career I was meant to have. Producing porn.
CT is where I grew up. In Waterbury, the armpit of Hell! I went to college in Pittsburgh. And no I didn't graduate with a degree in humping boxes in a warehouse; I just chose to waste $25,000 on an education that was obsolete before I even graduated. Six years ago I moved to Boston and vowed never to return to that God forsaken state of CT.
My self psycho-analyzation reveals that I am self-deprecating, borderline OCD, narcissistic (not in the I love myself way), a tad co-dependent and clinically depressed. But I still am a swell guy . . . at least that's what the voices tell me. I hate being in a crowd or talking in front of large groups even though I consider myself to be well spoken and intelligent. Further examination leads me to believe that I suffer from a condition known as Brooding Adolescent Male Syndrome, or BAMS for short. Yeah I just made that up, but it sounds logical. Seemingly, I never outgrew my distant anti-social behavior that many teenagers experience which has remained a constant into my adulthood. That, and I'm a wee bit shy. Bummer, huh? No shit. Think of all the money I lost to shrinks when all I had to do was come to MySpace and talk to all you fuckers to sort my shit out.
In closing, I probably already hate you for no apparent reason at all. I suck, you suck, people suck and society sucks . . . This planet needs a good crushed ice and pop-rock enema. Blessed be to Doug. That is all.
Interests: Writing short stories & screenplays, reading, watching movies, listening to good music, going out to eat, collecting movie posters, web design, porn. I'm also an office troll and staff writer for TAPS ParaMagazine (SciFi's Ghost Hunters) so that keeps me busy as well.
Music: All types of Metal as long as it's heavy, Classic Rock, Singer/Songwriter. Clutch and Dan Swano are my favorites.
Movies: I love all types of movies as long as they have good acting and an engaging story. Horror is my favorite genre. My top 10 all time favorite movies are: Goodfellas, Ghostbusters, Romancing the Stone, The Exorcist III, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Aliens, From Dusk Til Dawn, The Fog, Halloween, Night of the Demons.
Television: If it doesn't capture my attention in one episode, I don't waste my time. Scrubs, The Office, Lost, My Name is Earl, Sopranos, Rome, Deadwood, Masters of Horror, One Tree Hill (shut up), Prisonbreak, Ghost Hunters.
Books: I don't read as much as I'd like to anymore. Hopefully that will change. But when I do read, I'm into books on writing, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Terry Goodkind, George Carlin, HP Lovecraft, Fangoria & Rue Morgue magazines.
Heroes: George Carlin, Dan Swano
Status: Green
Orientation: Upright
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Religion: Agnostic
Education: College graduate
Occupation: Protagonist
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