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MegahauS

About Me



I am David Megahaus TAOW! I’m a musical genuis, bent on underworld
domination! Rest assured you won’t take MY spotlight! I will lure you will my unique style and playing abilities, then when you are in shock and awe at my godlike preformance, I will mangle, incapasitate, or otherwise disable your playing hand.

I may use my patanted MegahauS surgical procedure, severing your tendons and attaching them to the wrong fingers. You’ll NEVER play the same TAOW!

Or I might just push the button on my guitar’s Heroin Injector, a standard feature for a guy with a PHD in music. Hauh! I got ALL the answers right in Music Jeperody, i don’t think the other contestant’s buzzers were working TAOW! Gar told me if I wanted to achieve greatness I would have to shoot HERION. So I did it. And LOOK AT ME NOWWW NUAHNANANAANANANANA!

CHECK OUT MEGAPRANKS!

REST ASSURED YOUR GOING TO QUESTION MY CALL TAOW!!!