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F YOU WORK FOR A PORN SITE I WILL NOT ADD YOU SO QUIT ASKING ME TO ADD YOU BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA PAY FOR THAT ONLINE, bitches...I'm a virgin man, Chinese from the Philippines with US citizenship.I'd like to be 50 Cent or 2Pac for one day at the top of their career, with all their girls and big house and big parties with all those money and big muscumular bodies.I listen to rap, rock, hard rock, heavy metal, love songs, 90's, 80's, pop but no freaking country music. In my opinion, country stinks except for Shania Twain and Faith Hill.Steve-O is my super hero. It used to be Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, X-men, Plastic Man, He-Man & She-Ra, and tons of other action super hero. Steve-O's the biggest man I know because he gets bite and he's still smiling. I need a side-kick like Chris Pontius. Jacka$$ & Wildboyz is so cool too.I'd like Lindsay Lohan to be my wife. I don't want Britney Spears no more since she's kinda dumb, hooking up with his player husband. I used to date this girl and her name is Nikki (Lindsay is her real name). She's got three kids (don't worry I didn't have sex with that skank) and never married, big alcoholic, big drug addict (I ain't into doing illegal drugs because I take some prescribed drugs already from my Physical Doctor and my Neurologist), thanks to me she got a job in MedCorp but knowing her stupidity, drug-addiction and foolishness she's probably fired by now, big size 18+, loser broke (she makes me pay for everything like her babysitter $20 and her gas like $20+ and I spent $4,000+ and I will never spend something like that unless if she is my wife or someone related to me like my relatives). So watch out girls because I'm looking around for some crazy party animals that might be able to handle hanging out with this wild & crazy Chinese boy.
D Desperate
O Overwhelming
N Natural
G Grungy
E Energetic
R Refreshing
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jimmy crack corn & I don't care aka Donger
Birthday: April 13th, 1979, Friday the 13th
Birthplace: Makati Medical Center: C-section
Current Location: To-To-Toledo, Ohio
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Chinese
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bare feet
Your Weakness: God, beautiful girls, food, TV, DVDs, cool parties, air-con...
Your Fears: Not eating, people waking me up, drug addicts that goes nuts and they wanna steal my stuff, people who don't care about other people's feelings, sick people or sick animals, any of my friends leaving me...and death
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate from the University of Toledo with my BA degree...since I've been attending UT since 1996.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: YEAH DUDE!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What am I eating today?
Your Best Physical Feature: My booty!
Your Bedtime: Whenever I lay on my bed...
Your Most Missed Memory: Spring Break 1999 (Daytona Beach) & 2000 (Panama City Beach)
Pepsi or Coke: Are they free?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Free food?
Single or Group Dates: Single dates...no one c-b-ing me...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Free drinks?
Chocolate or Vanilla: What brand?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both if free...decaffeinated please
Do you Smoke: Smoke what?
Do you Swear: I swear my alligiance to the flag...
Do you Sing: I sing that why it rains...
Do you Shower Daily: The last time I took a shower was back in 1999...I save water...jk
Have you Been in Love: No...screw you Nikki...
Do you want to go to College: I am and I wanna get out of herre...
Do you want to get Married: With Lindsay Lohan please or Britney Spears
Do you belive in yourself: Darn yeah I do...
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I used to be a kid I would puke not now I don't...
Do you think you are Attractive: Maybe but I look funny...hee hee hee
Are you a Health Freak: WHAT? Yeah! OKAAY!
Do you get along with your Parents: I better or they will spank me...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah dude.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not since 2000
In the past month have you Smoked: Not really
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah because I get my drugs from my drug dealer for free, K. Roger's Pharmacy...thats where I get my shopping for food too...HAHA!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No darn it...wait until I win the lottery or when I win the American Idol...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah trying to get myself a job
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nopers but thats good...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Wow...sushi is the bomb-diggity!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope...
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope since girls laugh at me when I hit on them and I ain't got no game.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I haven't swam since 2000
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nuthin'
Ever been Drunk: YEAH...tons because I am such a big light weight...
Ever been called a Tease: HAHAHA! Are you for real?
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah by girls
Ever Shoplifted: Never...thats bad.
How do you want to Die: I don't wanna think about that...thats scary
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Billionaire with tons of money and houses and cars and lands everywhere plus a beach.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: White jk
Favourite Hair Color: Purple jk
Short or Long Hair: as long as the girl's got hair
Height: up to 5'11"
Weight: nothing bigger than 160 pounds
Best Clothing Style: Bikini
Number of Drugs I have taken: I take drugs everyday..........my sleeping drugs
Number of CDs I own: 2Pac, G-Unit, tons...
Number of Piercings: Only ears right now. I used to have my cartiledge, tongue (gay guys and big fat Black girls loved me for that), labret, nipples, 2nd belly button (2nd belly button from my car accident) and a Prince Albert(that hurts like a @..$%).
Number of Tattoos: 2...one my on my left arm and one of my left butt cheek
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Knowing J Moore (a drug dealer that will steal all your stuff), knowing Nikki (big loser who will use you for all the stuff you got), lending too much money out now I'm broke, letting girls playing with my emotions...and my money. Too much to write on this thang.
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? 100% Orange Juice
Color ? Black
Food ? Steak & Shrimps
Item of clothing ? Boxer-briefs
Meal of the day ? Noodles
Feature on yourself ? My booty
Quality in a guy/girl ? Crazy, sexy, cool, laid back, skinny, smart girls
Phrase ? What up cuz!
Song ? The Alphabet Song
Musical Artist/Band ? 2Pac
Sport ? Sand Volleyball
Movie ? The Fast & The Furious
TV Show ? Pimp My Ride
Radio Station ? 98.3 FM Toledo
Type of Chocolate ? Chocolate with Vanilla and Almonds with Raspberry
Eye Color ? As long as the girl's got eyes to see how funny-looking I am...
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? 2 Pythons, The "Chosen One" hamster
Have any piercings ? Ears, I used to have my cartiledge, labret, tongue, both nipples, belly button and a Prince Albert. I only got the ear piercing only now.
Have any tatoos ? One on my arm and one on my left buttcheek
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend No way, if I was a player I woulda done that with my psycho ex-gf
Gone skinny dipping ? I want to...but who's gonna watch me?
Been to Europe ? Nope
Been to an island ? Yes
Had stitches ? On my head
Broken any bones ? My skull, ribs
Been stabbed/shot ? I took 6 alcoholic shots for my 21st birthday
Slept until after 12:00 ? Yes
Stayed up all night ? Yes
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? HAHA! I wish...
Turned down a dare ? Sometimes or rarely do I turn down a dare
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Mark Arnold
Is the prettiest ? Hmmm...are you ready for the list of my hot friends?
Is the most handsom ? My booty
Is the loudest ? Ma - Ma - Marty's Unit!
Is the craziest ? Mark Arnold
Is the most shy ? Private Boner
Is the most loving ? Amy Leopold
Is the most understanding ? Chad Mexican
Is the most boring ? ME!
Is the richest ? Donald Money (thats his real name)
Is the most athletic ? Gunther
Is the most cocky ? There's a few but I can't remember...
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Attorney Severino
Do you look up to the most ? Hugh Hefner
Do you tell everything to ? EVERYBODY
Has the best clothes ? Trey-Day
Has the best house ? JMOtto's
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Yes
Kiss someone of the same sex ? NO WAY! Thats gay. Maybe if I was a girl I would.
Cheat on someone you love ? No way.
Run away from home ? Uh no...if I do that I'll be too tired to run
Lie to your parents ? No
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? No
Lie to your best friend ? To make them feel better, maybe...
Give a homeless person money ? Nope unless if the homeless person is handicapped then yes. If they can work why don't they just go get a job instead of asking people for money?
Run from the police ? If I know I can escape...
Bungee jump ? Yuppers
Sky dive ? Yeah!
Cross dress ? NO WAY! Why are these questions starting to go gay on me?
Be an exotic dancer ? If I was still ripped like a...
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Thats wrong.
Scuba dive ? YEAH!
Go rock climbing ? OKAY!
Go spulunking (caving) ? YEAH!
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Slim Anus
Bologna ? Sausage
Hott ? My hot friends in Myspace.com
Orange ? My favorite fruit!
Real world ? That show sucks, thats just my opinion but in my real world that I will create is gonna be too crazy for me too
Jack ? Jack Daniels
Cucumber ? Favorite fruit of some girls
Hip-Hop ? Pac
Uniform ? Po-Po
UniCORN ! ? Fairy
Rainbow ? Gay & Lesbian Student Union
Clown ? Psychopathic Records
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You Are 19 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
have you ever ::
spent the night at a boys house(thats not related to you)? That sounds kinda gay
smoked weed? I think them Cubans put some in my small Cuban cigar
got drunk Yes
lied to your best friend? Yes
had a crush on someone for over a year? Yes
kept a diary? I used to
milked a cow? Nope
cheated on a test? Yes
broke a bone? Yes, my skull and my ribs
went shopping and spent over 5300? Yeah when I bought my Pontiac Firebird back in 2000
got suspended from school? Nope
done something really embarassing? Nuthin' embarassing but maybe embarassing for you
wrote a poem? For school and for some songs back in high school
burped the alphabet? Mark Arnold can!
cried in a public place? Nope
