"When girls don't put out" |
Body:
"When girls don't put out"I
never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars t...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 10:30:00 GMT |
Blind Cowboy |
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a b...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 10:31:00 GMT |
A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS, |
TRUE STORY:A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic functionwhere Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms. Pelosi took the opportunityto schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a ques...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 07:41:00 GMT |
Dont take you husband with you to Walmart! LOL! |
Go Alone or this may happen to you.
This is why women should not take men shopping against
their will..After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on
her trips toWal-mart. Unfortunat...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:16:00 GMT |
Chairlike People And Other Objects, Beware |
Tech Support | Nova Scotia, Canada Me: "Thank you for calling *** Support, how can I help you?" Customer: "Okay, well, you know how the laptop computers look like chairs?" Me: "I guess I can kind...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:01:00 GMT |
The Perfect Spouse |
A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?" "Well,...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:45:00 GMT |
SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST |
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who Shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled With patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noti...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:13:00 GMT |
Women are Evil By Nature... |
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he d...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:16:00 GMT |
Little Carol Wants a Bike |
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:49:00 GMT |
Mergers |
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.Watch f...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:47:00 GMT |
