Maurk

I'd like to meet:

persons who can function in the following capacities:
1) you are extremely attractive, intelligent, funny, talented, or otherwise entertaining.
2) you are capable of putting forth logical and cogent arguments.
3) you understand that agnosticism and atheism are not mutually exclusive; you subscribe to one of (or a combination of) the aforementioned doctrines.
4a) you can form coherent sentences using correct grammar and appropriate phrasing.
4b) you are aware that there is no "a" in the word "defin[i]tely" (i.e., you can spell proficiently).
4c) you have a firmly ingrained knowledge of the following -
a) "their" is a possessive pronoun; hence, it denotes ownership.
b) "they're" is a contraction of "they are".
c) there are many uses for the word "there" in common english diction (e.g., see the beginning of this sentence), none of which are remotely similar to the correct usage for either of the preceding items in this list.
d) "your" is also a possessive pronoun. fancy that.
e) "you're" is a contraction of "you are". funny how that works, isn't it?
5) you know the difference between irony and coincidence.
6) you have "-THE- answer" or (a) formula(e) with which i might arrive at it.

Music:

i doubt if my superb taste does not far exceed the range of your knowledge regarding the subject. to comment further would almost certainly be an exercise in futility.
if you deem that i am overstepping the bounds of modesty by saying so, then feel free to challenge my expertise.
i fucking dare you.

Movies:

see above.

Books:

nothing that can be found on the paperback stand at wal-mart; hence, nothing you would be familiar with.

Heroes: