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About Me

my name is KeVAN.i love how just about every person on myspace says "i like to have as much fun as possible" and "i like to hang out with my friends"... who doesnt like to have as much fun as possible? and if you didnt like hanging out with them, they wouldnt be your friends! duuurrrr.. I really enjoy seeing friends on the road and doing the driveby "beep n wave"... whats more fun and satisfying is seeing people you don't know and doing the beep n wave, but wave in the other direction, always a good reaction from the pedestrians...I am a wizard with numbers, but i am no mathmagician. i wash my hair with handsoap, its stupendous. I hate those claw machines in arcades. I like mechanical pencils. i dislike the number 3. my favorite color is blue. i love to run drive walk and sit in the rain. i think dancing is comedy, and should only be done to laugh, or laughed at. i drive a piece of shit car and couldnt care less. i finally got a new bed and i dont really like it that much compared to my old broken one. i love pro wrestling. but back when it was good, with the Hulkster and Macho Man and the Bushwackers. i like ninjas, and pirates. im a romantic, but am also amazing at killing a romantic moment. i hate the show murder she wrote. bob barker is the biggest pimp in the world. i like bagless vaccuums. i saw a kid flyin a kite in the park the other day and he was all excited, which i didnt get. kites are supposed to be up there. i have not gone to work on time in over a year, but ive only called out twice ever (4th of July and Labor Day) i get sad when i sit alone sometimes. but sometimes i dont want anyone to talk to me. halogen light bulbs are better. i like pickle relish in my tuna fish. i love the rain because its loud enough to drown out the noise of everything else. i can never say no to going out. ever. i am learning to play guitar and love it. i get excited every time my phone rings. i like swimming. i cant stand kids from the suburbs that act ghetto. im hungry. i dont understand the armband trend. i like christmas but hate my birthday. i feel sad for people who are prejudiced. this is a pretty sweet earth. i think that the small things in life are what make it interesting, and if you cant laugh at little things, like farting, someone getting hit in the nuts, falling down the stairs, the word boobies, then how do you expect to hold the capacity for much bigger things? and for whiter teeth try a fucking tooth brush. im done. its a jeep thing, you wouldnt understand.this is what im ALL ABOUT!THE A TEAM:

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I'd like to meet:

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: KeVAN the MAN
Birthday: may 30, 1984
Birthplace: a log cabin, jersey
Current Location: not a log cabin, still jersey
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dark blonde
Height: 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty but i use my left all the time cuz its sweet
Your Heritage: i inherited my ass from my mom
The Shoes You Wore Today: asics sneakers. for a nice Yog (the j is soft)
Your Weakness: my shoulders hurt
Your Fears: loneliness
Your Perfect Pizza: chix parm with penne sauce.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn to be lefty in EVERYTHING ha
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeeeaaah boooy
Thoughts First Waking Up: why do i wake up this early?
Your Best Physical Feature: i dunno.. my toes.
Your Bedtime: whats a bed?
Your Most Missed Memory: ... i cant remember haha
Pepsi or Coke: blugh
MacDonalds or Burger King: ugh again.. wendys is right up the street though
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who cares
Chocolate or Vanilla: choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuckyea
Do you Sing: my shower is a studio
Do you Shower Daily: no, i like bubble baths toO!
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: there.
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: when it matters i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: im not UN attractive...
Are you a Health Freak: unfortunately yes
Do you get along with your Parents: one of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: guitarrrr
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i am hungover right now
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: hahahaha
Ever been called a Tease: probably
Ever been Beaten up: not worse than they were.
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: honorably
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: grow up is a four letter word
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: any
Height: any
Weight: as long as you carry yourself well
Best Clothing Style: relaxed
Number of Drugs I have taken: not toomany
Number of CDs I own: dont care
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1 soon to be 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: the only regret in someone's life is the chances that they did not take.

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Music:

billy joel, O.A.R., jack johnson, ludacris, jay z, matt costa, matt nathanson, simple plan, fallout boy, bruce springsteen, andrew wk, sum 41, ben harper, blink 182, brand new, switchfoot, dispatch, the fray, yellowcard, radiohead, greenday, eric clapton, 311, weezer, incubus, pepper, myrtle ave, sublime, kanye west, NERD, this could take awhile...

Movies:

Man on Fire, emporer's new groove, Sin City, Punisher, Gladiator, Zoolander, Meet the Parents, Miracle, Meet the Fockers, Princess Bride, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, Almost Famous, Clear and Present Danger, Remember the Titans, Cinderella Man, Lord of the Rings, Dukes of Hazzard, Rudy, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Waiting, Oceans 11 and 12, Good Will Hunting, saving silverman, Tommy Boy, old school, swingers, anchorman, starsky and hutch, rounders, van Wilder, wedding crashers, 40 year old virgin, FIGHT CLUB!

Television:

i dont really watch any tv, but i watch Entourage with the guys, and i like Daily Show, i like those Vh1 reality shows, they are hilarious.. like flava of love! and HOGAN KNOWS BEST!!

Books:

tao of poo, te of piglet, lord of the rings, peter pan, davinci code, angels and demons, bleachers, the symarillion, more than a carpenter, Leviathan, the Bible, the Green Mile, the cross and the Switchblade, With Red Hands, Violet Eyes, Moby Dick, and the Kama Sutra.

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