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MATT

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About Me

I am the lead singer of the most dangerous band on the planet. SEVERED ESOPHAGUS!!! Check us out at myspace music. I also work as a prison guard. I love my wife and I love my 2 pit bulls. I enjoy BBQing and being outside with my dogs. I also enjoy recording at the slaughter house in GLEN LYON. It is the perfect scum hole for our wickedness! I am the biggest goddamn Miami Dolphins fan in the world. I fucking bleed orange, greeen, and white!!!

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My Interests

Mountain Biking, The Gym, Guitar Hero, my chick and dogs, Jim Thrope, and recording in the Slaughter House. I also enjoy lathering myself in Axe Sanke Peel body wash and making a hissing cobra noise when i come out of the shower. (Very sexy I know)

I'd like to meet:

Richard kuklinski, Nikki Sixx, that Cayden guy from 979x (whats up Joel), and Lindsay Lohan's coke dealer
This Is Me In A Nutshell by wens6
Nickname: Matty Mo
Starsign: Aries
Birthday: April 14
Hair Colour: brown
Eye Colour: brown
Any Piercings: not any more
Tattoos: 4
Favourite...
Piece of Clothing: Camo shorts
Colour: blue
Movie: Dumb and Dumber
Song: Runnin' with the devil
Place: The Lake
Food: Chicken Wings
Alcoholic Bevvy: Crown and Coke
Non-Alcoholic Bevvy: Water
Day Of The Week: Sunday
Number: 88
Month: October
Animal: Dog
Smell: Acqua Di Gio
Friends:
Have You Ever...
Drank So Much U Can't Remember Stuff: Many of times
Cheated: in the past
Been Cheated On: hell yeah
Been In Love: Still am
Passed Out: too many times to count
Been In Hospital: yes
Do You...
Do Drugs: Gone on a few "trips", Happy when it was "snowing" outside , and loved to order "mushrooms" on my pizza. Creative huh?
Get Drunk: Was a nightly occupation
Dance: if thats what you call it
Sing: its more like a growl
Party: still party like a motherfucker, just remember everything now
Swear: you're fuckin right i do
Smoke: not in three years
Have Any Pets: 2 pits, 2 cats
Your Dream: Grow old with my wife
Greatest Fear: faliure
Strength: will power
Weakness: Dairy Queen
Most Important Thing To You: Family and Friends
Hugs or Kisses: both please
Boxers or Briefs: commando baby
Vegemite or Promite: veremite
Most Recent Holiday: halloween
Who Do You Admire The Most: too many to name
Aim For This Year:
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Music:

AC/DC, Accused, Acid Bath, AFI, Agnostic Front, Alice In Chains, Amon Amarth, Angel Crew, Anthrax, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, Billy Joel, Black Crowes, Black Keys, Black Label Society, Bleeding Through, Blind Melon, Bob Marley, Body Count, Breaking Benjamin, Buckcherry, Burn In Silence, Burn The Priest, Bury Your Dead, Cannibal Corpse, Carbomb, Carnivore, Cro-Mags, D.R.I., Danny Diablo, Decendents, Deftones, Devildriver, Dog Boy, Doggystyle, The Doors, Dr. Dre, Dropkick Murphys, Echoes of Eternity, Every Time I Die, Exodus, Face to Face, Five Finger Death Punch, First Blood, Fugazi, Full Blown Chaos, Gorilla Biscuts, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, Gwar, Gym Class Heros, Hatebreed, Hellyeah, Helmet, Icepick, Killswitch Engage, Kitte, Korn, Kottonmouth Kings, Lamb Of God, Led Zeppelin, Life Of Agony, Lily Allen, Louis The XlV, Ludichrist, Machine Head, Madball, Mad Season, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, Metallica, Method Man, Ministry, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Most Precious Blood, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Murphy's Law, Nerf Herder, New York Dolls, NIN, Nirvana, No Doubt, NOFX, Nuclear Assault, Ozzy, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Phish, Pink Floyd, Prince, Prong, Ramallah, Rancid, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Remembering Never, Reptilians Dream, Rob Zombie, Rocco Deluca and The Burden, The Rolling Stones, S.O.D., Scatterbrain, Sevendust,Severed Esophagus, Shadows Fall, Sick Of It All, Signs Of Hope, Six Feet Under, Slayer, Slipknot, Snapcase, Social Distortion, Soundgarden, Stigma, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, Strapping Young Lad, Sublime, Subzero, Suicidal Tendencies, Sworn Enemy, System Of A Down, Testament, Tom Petty, Tool, Torture Killer, Type O Negative, Van Halen,Velvet Revolver, Warzone, Wolfmother, Wrong Side, X, Years of Fire, Zombie Apocalypse, ZZ Top, ect.

Movies:

horror mafia comedy

Television:

Intervention First 48 The Ultimate Fighter The Shield Sports Center South Park

Books:

Motley Crue's "The Dirt", Richard Kuklinski "The Ice Man", Marilyn Manson's "Long Hard Road out of Hell", Sammy the Bull Gravano's "The Underboss", Jenna Jameson's "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale", Perry Farrell's "Whores", Dave Navarro's "Don't try this at home", Jose Canseco's "Juiced", "Three can keep a secret if two are dead", "I heard you paint houses", Brian "head" Welch's "Save me from myself", "The Brotherhoods" Nikki Sixx's "Heroin Diaries"

Heroes:

Richard Kuklinski Chris Barnes Art Gault Ron Jeremy Vic Mackey Morgan Lander Ricky Bobby

My Blog

I owe God 20 dollars

Jenny and I were in the car the other day discussing all of the immoral shit we have done in our short lives. I of course beat her by about a thousand stories and I would like to share with you the on...
Posted by MATT on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:35:00 PST

Getting the cold shoulder from Korn

So I get a chance to meet my favorite band in the world, Korn. If this was my sophmore year of highschool I would have been losing my mind and probably crying. When my friends and I were younger all w...
Posted by MATT on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST

Read this and tell me you don’t believe in karma

At the jail i work at this scumbag pedophile baby raping piece of shit was released from jail at 12:00 last night.  The piece of shit came to the jail today to pick up the medication he was ...
Posted by MATT on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:42:00 PST

I-Hop, Dog Whisperer, Meltdown

So Jenny and I had Dan and Kaitlin's Wedding on Saturday (great wedding by the way) and the next day we were off to see the dog whisperer. For those of you who don't know who he is, the Dog Whisperer ...
Posted by MATT on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:53:00 PST

Stephon Marbury you must be kidding me!!

In my time I have come off with some ridiculous statements that really didn't make much sense. I couldn't wrap my head around the fact that the subway in Hobooken went under the water, and I once...
Posted by MATT on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:59:00 PST

Jenny + 2 Bottles of Wine = Disaster

It was my boy Joel's birthday party yesterday. I had work until 11pm and the party started at 8pm. As I am driving over to his house my cellphone rings and guess who it was, my beautiful wife Jen...
Posted by MATT on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:20:00 PST

GWAR ARE GODS

GWAR ARE ABSOLUTE GODS OF METAL. WENT TO SEE THEM LAST NIGHT AT TINKS AND THEY TORE THE SHIT OUT OF THE PLACE. FROM BRINGING OUT THE "VIRGINIA TECH KILLER" AND CUTTING HIS HEAD OFF TO KILLING "JEWCIFE...
Posted by MATT on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:11:00 PST

Grease Pig

Greased Pig. A pretty funny word if you say it out loud. Not so funny if that is what your druken father is calling your DJ (also a personal friend) at your wedding. My father had been drinking since ...
Posted by MATT on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:37:00 PST

This Tattoo is for you

Ok, so i just got a tattoo of Jenny's name on my ring finger. Here is the story. I called Jenny at work and i told her that i wanted to see if i could get her name tattooed on my finger today. She sta...
Posted by MATT on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:50:00 PST

Guitar Hero

This series of video games is fucking amazing. I just purchased Guitar Hero 80's edition. It is the shit. 18 and Life, Caught in the Mosh, The Warrior, and much much more. This is such a fun game to p...
Posted by MATT on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:10:00 PST