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fancypants jones

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About Me

I'm a nerd. A total dork. An oxymoron. Everyone seems to think I have my life all figured out but me. My head is full of great ideas but I am indecisive. I wear jeans with heels and skirts with chuck taylors. I know more about music than most people but my most played vinyl is quite cheesy. I've traveled to more places than I can name but enjoy my couch or the corner bar. I can kick your ass at Trivial Pursuit but usually can't remember my phone number. (I emcee 2 trivia nights if you're up for a challenge)I've ran multi-million dollar companies but liked driving a cab far better. I took a big pay cut recently to switch careers, and run a local farmer's market and also started my own personal chef business and teach cooking classes. I've never been happier at work. I'm opening a restaurant soon and someday soon want to buy a shitty old house to restore that only I can see the potential in. I swear like a trucker but make a mean meatloaf. I'm anal about how my cupboards or books are organized, but can't seem to ever clean my car or get around to actually ironing my clothes. I generally am reading 3-5 books at a time b/c I get into different moods. I can bore you to death talking about Frank Lloyd Wright and old architecture, old R and B and soul, travel or food, but am usually kinda quiet. I sometimes sit in my car for a good 15 minutes past when I pull into my driveway b/c something on NPR hooked me in. I don't have an IPOD and just finally got one of them cell phone thingies . I treat those people who are important to me like gold, whether i've just met you or I've known you for years. My most recent trip back home was organized around eating at my favorite places. I try to give all of the adults in my life toys for xmas, and a mix tape. I have tattoos but I knit. I keep a hammock in my car just in case. I choose fake maple syrup over the real shit and prefer spoons to forks. Something about a keyboard makes me type too much.
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My Interests

Travelling, travelling, travelling. Kicking some ass at board games, Photography, collecting things no one else wants(typewriters, old instruments, old furniture, old postcards), Tai Chi, traveling, anything related to food, spending time with family and friends.....I like learning about people. Picking brains. Beer(sometimes PBR, sometimes good shit). Coffee. Cigarettes. Carbohydrates. Tom Waits voice. Tattoos. kicking ass at bar shuffle board. Clean laundry, especially that smell emitted from the dryer that you can smell outside. Kisses from good kissers. Buying too many groceries.Getting actual letters in the mail. Photography. Starting projects I have no intention of finishing. Flying kites. Falling in love. Bowling(really, it's sad I know). Museums. Finding old mix tapes from 1992 and laughing my ass off at my musical choices. Great ideas. Great people. Great film and literature. Funk. Good jeans. Remembering people's names. Postcards. Xmas trees. post it notes. flip flops. sexy underwear. songs so beautiful they could make you cry. NPR. solo road trips. cooking. architecture. That's it. i don't like ANYTHING else. In fact, i hate everything else. (jk)

I'd like to meet:

Old school friends and new school friends who remind me of old school friends. People who make me think. People who make me feel. People who leave an impression on me, good or bad. People who come to my Farmer's Market in Moore Square in Raleigh and buy stuff so my farmers are happy. People who enjoy Charles in Charge and can sing along to Bel Biv DeVoe, yet could easily enjoy a night at the symphony or a philosophical conversation. I'd like to find a boy to take naps with. And do crossword puzzles in bed with fruit loops and cartoons. And make chicken pot pie for. Someone to dig through alleys and dumpsters and salvage yards to find forgotten gems. To take me camping. To go on road trips. To make me happy.

Music:

Tom Waits, Radiohead, apples in stereo, Beck, Willie Nelson, Air, Coldplay, Weezer, Of Montreal, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Lovage, The Shins, Gomez, Ween, detroit cobras, Aimee Mann, Finest Dearest, Iron and Wine, Goldspot, Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers, Velvet Underground, Pixies, Townes Van Zandt, Decemberists, Edith Piaf, Taraf De Haidouks(?sp), Ella Fitzgerald, Bill Ding, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Sparklehorse, Ray Charles, Beat Happening, Woven Hand(and 16 Horsepower), Johnny Cash, Budos Band, Built to Spill, Handsome Family, Vivaldi, Brian Jonestown Massacre, The YeahYeahYeahs, Modest Mouse, Calexico, Al Green, All Girl Summer Fun Band, Percy Sledge, kronos quartet, WuTang,Curtis Mayfield, Beastie Boys, Boss Hog, Broken Social Scene, G Love, Belle and Sebastian, Misfits, Operation Ivy, Spoon, Morphine, Israel Kawakawiwo Ole(def could've spelled that one wrong), Pedro the Lion, Man or Astroman, Long Knives, Neil Diamond, Sufjan Stevens, Neil Young, Rolling Stones, The Small Faces, Wilco, New Pornographers, Le Tigre, Sons and Daughters,Ghosty, T Model Ford, Iggy Pop, Halo Benders, Matthew Sweet, The Microphones, Devendra Banhart, Elliot Smith, Clue to Kalo, Badly Drawn Boy, Betty Serveert, and The Torch Marauder-aka Dave.I could go on all day. I like good music. And sometimes seemingly crappy music. Indie, Emo, Old funk and soul and old R and B, dirty old man blues, jazz, classic country, bad 80's(and 90's) hair bands, classical, you name it.

Movies:

You and Me and Everyone We Know,Waiting For Guffman, This is Spinal Tap, Taxi Driver, The Baxter, Pulp Fiction, Waking Life, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, My Life Without Me, Bottlerocket, Royal Tennenbaums, Being John Malkovich, The Contender, Magnolia, Say Anything, Life of David Gale, Amelie, Johnny Stecchino, Night on Earth, Jesus' Son, LA Confidential, Big Fish, Triplets of Belleville, Station Agent, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Raising Arizona, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Office Space, It Happened One Night, Wonder Boys, Mystery Science Theatre 3000 the movie, A Mighty Wind, Pecker, Willie Wonka, 40 Year Old Virgin, Groundhog Day, Princess Bride, labrynth(dance magic dance), usually anything good, or anything really bad and cheesy.

Television:

I hate it when the TV sucks me in, but when i do, I watch Family Guy, Amazing Race, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother(suit up) and Lost. so obviously, the tv does suck me in sometimes. And YOU NEED TO WATCH IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA.

Books:

Happiness TM by Will Ferguson. Life is a Strange Place by Will Hollon. Confederacy of Dunces. Seven Types of Ambiguity by Elliot Perlman. Plain Heathen Mischief, P.G. Wodehouse, Bernard Malamud, James Joyce, F Scott Fitzgerald, Arundhati Roy, Joan Didion, Chuck Palahniuk, John Irving, Bukowski, Nabokav, Ginsburg, David Sedaris, Nicholson Baker(read the mezzanine), Nick Hornby, Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Kerouac. I have a lot of classics too, and a boatload of travel books for places I dream about going to someday. And I have a cookbook addiction. I have a whole bookshelf dedicated to them, and they are finally being put to good use at my new job.

Heroes:

tom waits. my momma. gramps. my friends. people who do things their own way and succeed

My Blog

Come to my new trivia night!

I'm now running TWO trivia nights! My usual one at The Tavern on Tuesday's, with games at 8:30 and 10. And a new trivia at Alivia's every Thursday, with games at 9 and 11ish. Please please please come...
Posted by fancypants jones on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:34:00 PST

Dance Party Playlist

So if you need any convincing, here's the playlist for the dance party.   Function At The Junction- Shorty Long  Kiss -PrinceMagic Stick- Lil Kim feat. 50 cent  On The V...
Posted by fancypants jones on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST

wiseasses and smartypants

You should come to my trivia night I'm starting. Itwill be Tuesdays from 9:30-11pm at the Tavern in Durham, off 15-501 and Mt. Moriah, just off of 40. It's in the same area as Barnes and Noble and Bes...
Posted by fancypants jones on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:41:00 PST

dictionary

check out this site. it somehow makes sensekaren --[adjective]:Similar to butter in texture and appearance'How">http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83">'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' a...
Posted by fancypants jones on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:44:00 PST

why i'm a nerd(this week's installment)

reason #1 I decided to sign up for netflix today, and already there are l;ike 60 movies on my list and I didn't even really browse. I don't think I'm going to leave the house much for awhile. reason ...
Posted by fancypants jones on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:17:00 PST