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About Me

If you don't know me, then you're sanity is probably better for it.
Look in the dictionary under "Ken" and you'll be redirected to the entries: "Paradox", "Concordant Opposition", and "Nucking Futs".
That's right: I don't just like to keep everyone else guessing, but I like to keep myself guessing as well. Ees mor fun dat way.
Fortunately, I've managed to find the one woman in the world that gets me and enjoys the fact that I'm a few matches short of a structure fire. She's a hottie too!
I'm deleriously happy in my little world and aside from wanting a change of scenery, I couldn't ask for more.
I hope everyone that reads this is just as happy as I am!
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Here's a pretty close assessment for you Psych. Majors out there:
INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models. 2.1% of total population. Take Free Jung Personality Test
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Enneagram Test Results
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Type 3 Image Awareness |||||||||||| 43%
Type 4 Sensitivity |||||||||||| 46%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||| 70%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 53%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||||| 80% Your main type is 2
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My Blog

The Engagement, Part 2: Jokes Over. Time to Plan

OK, so when I last wrote, I was telling you about how Audra had everything figured out, how I was mentally torturing her, and how I resigned to not surprising her, but making the proposal predictable ...
Posted by Yes!...You Bastard. on Sun, 18 May 2008 02:06:00 PST

The Engagement, Part 1: She’s Too Smart for Her Own Good

So for those of you that have lost my pulse for the past few years (and I'm a hard man to keep track of, so I take no offense), you may or may not know that about ten years ago I met Audra, the love o...
Posted by Yes!...You Bastard. on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST

New Music Thingy 1.3

So Continuing down the Playlist: Jack's Mannequin: Here's a band that really hit and really missed with me. There first single (that I was aware of) was called "The Mixed Tape". Medi...
Posted by Yes!...You Bastard. on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:13:00 PST

New Music Thingy 1.2

Space Hog: Nothing New here. An oldie but a goodie. I always find myself singing along with "In the Meantime", much to the dismay and discomfort of others, but hey it's fun ...
Posted by Yes!...You Bastard. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:37:00 PST

New Music Thingy 1.1

OK, so I'm months overdue for a new blog. The problem hasn't been lack of material. Lord knows there's been enough material out there with the craptastic state of affairs with our politica...
Posted by Yes!...You Bastard. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:21:00 PST

Explanation for the silence

Hey Everyone, This will be brief because I'm short on time and friggin' exhausted. I've been recieving a lot of emails and phone calls lately from people expressing their concerns over the fact ...
Posted by Yes!...You Bastard. on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:06:00 PST

Political Rant

This is a long one, but stick with it and there's a funny picture at the end. Or you could just cheat and scroll down now. Hey everyone. Most of you know that I despise politics, si...
Posted by Yes!...You Bastard. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST

What a piss poor assessment....

You've Changed 84n 10 Years You're practically a new person these days, and no one from your past may even be around to notice.You've moved on, changed your life, and totally transformed...
Posted by Yes!...You Bastard. on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

My Lawsuit

Written by Super-fan Above: The Pillsbury doughboy, now infected with acid reflux, as he prepares to sue Pillsbury.After receiving the horrible news of having acid reflux, the Pillsbury do...
Posted by Yes!...You Bastard. on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:14:00 PST

NU dies a little more... My first rant in a while

So I get this email from tricky Dick, that I'm sure most of you other NU Alumni have received. If you haven't read it yet, apparently Norwich is getting sued for hazing, AGAIN. The thing that is...
Posted by Yes!...You Bastard. on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:22:00 PST