About Me

I Play Bass. Well. I am awesome.

Here goes, I rock at guitar hero, rock at bass, rock at bowling. If you are a guy, you probably hate me, if you are a girl, you probably want me. Seriously though, ALL girls do. Wait, I forgot the C. CALL girls. My favorite song is NOT sexyback by Justin Timberlake, even though I give off that impression. I talk about things I like, like every other person. Ever. Oh yeah, I don't sleep. Ever. I am a robot, some call me sex-bot, emo-bot, awesomeasaurus 2300 or Turkitron 5000. I have an amazing girlfriend, and I don't know how she can put up with me about 89% of the time. But hey, don't ask don't tell. Like you. I know your secret. Get back in your hole. If you don't hate me yet, you probably haven't met me in person. I am as cocky as a rooster, and that is no lie. And one more thing. I don't make mistakes. Ever.
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My Interests

Guitar Hero
bowling
music
Art
Tonsilectomy
Adenoi..omy

I'd like to meet:

You. I love you.

Music:

Fear The Sky.
TubRing.
Protest The Hero.
Dashboard Confessional.
Avenged Sevenfold.
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Victor Wooten.
RX Bandits.
The Fall Of Troy.
Lye By Mistake.
Tenacious D

Movies:

Reno 911
Tenacious D & The Pick Of Destiny
Death to Smoochy
Thank You For Smoking
40 Year Old Virgin
Balls Of Fury
Superbad
Others, I am just sooo lazy

Television:

The Office
Futurama
Family Guy
Reno 911
Scrubs

Books:

What is this booook that you speak of?

Heroes:

Not Chuck Norris. If you thought he was one of them, I will come break your neck personally.
You.

My Blog

Breathe Deep Little Mermaid

I Can't live...without your breath. This is my final hour, perfection. The waves keep crashing overhead, anchor's away! Enveloping us in anguish, the end is near. No matter where I t...
Posted by I picked the blue pill. on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:09:00 PST

Carry Me To Sea, Leave Me For Dead

The End is near. Change our wicked ways. Take the pills, put them in our hands. The guns are to the ground. You pride yourself on efficiency, but we won't be bought so easily. Like leading the innocen...
Posted by I picked the blue pill. on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST

The last man standing.

So, my guitarist thought that we should write a few songs about politics, corruption, and cops, things like that, so here is something I came up with on the spot. The last thing I wanted...
Posted by I picked the blue pill. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

What happened?

Maybe they were right. I guess you were right. Everything IS all wrong. Leaning in and get pushed away. Can't hold out for another day. Maybe I should just leave today. Nothing's left here to make me...
Posted by I picked the blue pill. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:01:00 PST

Drive to me.

Do you remember the drive? From West Virginia home with nothing but each other. The cold air blasting thru the windows. You were the only company, I wanted no one else. Sit and talk for hours, sharing...
Posted by I picked the blue pill. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST

Putting it on the line for anyone to see.

Putting it on the line for anyone to see. Lit from the digital static screen. Had the one thing I want most in life taken away today. Wish I could find a way to sweep you off your feet. Tak...
Posted by I picked the blue pill. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:50:00 PST

technological information

Take out your cellular tumor brick, lodge it deeper into your brain. Stare close to the cancer screen until the eyes burn from your skull. It's all there in black and white, anything you do will end y...
Posted by I picked the blue pill. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST

EXpressing sound thru motion.

I've been listening to dashboard, and this is a little old, but I never removed it from the vault. The sky downtown glistens in the light from the laughter of lovers left with their heart. 3am with no...
Posted by I picked the blue pill. on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

Old. Old. Old. One Per Week Starts Now.

The poison taste on her lips will surely kill. But what else do you have left? Everything you had, gone in an instant, with not a trace in sight. Your mind and body won't die. But yo...
Posted by I picked the blue pill. on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

And to the rest of you.

My heart hangs heavy with the souls of lovers left unloved, singers that can't find their song, artists without brushes or canvas, dancers without a stage. The light burns brightest on them and the di...
Posted by I picked the blue pill. on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST