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About Me

I'm David, I sell balloons to kids with troubled minds. I only use BIC lighters to light my cigarettes, and occasionally a Black & Mild. Joys of life to me are funny looking clouds, my beard, good hard breakdowns, funny feeling metals, frisbee, cheap old movies, clocks, Harlem GlobeTrotters, cable cords that seem to go nowhere, broke speakers, and thrift stores owned by someone who has no idea what they're talking . I have a dog named Guile, I own part of my heart, because sometimes it seems to get stolen. My focus is wary. I'm actually a Teddy Bear named Home Made.I'm far far away from this place of normal, I'm simple yet so complex. I drive a magenta bus, I own 14 pairs of socks, the sun is my favorite star. Sarcasm runs in my family, the arts run through my blood. I have no hands, I have no eyes, I have no sense of smell, No sense of where I'm going in life. I do know where I WANT to be.

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AIM= DudeUwah or SouthernMonstar

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Zach Galifianakis, Chris Farley, Dave Chappele, Will Ferrel, Vince Vaughn, Bill Hader, John C. Rielly, Dave Koechner, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Danny R. McBride, Tracy Morgan, Alec Baldwin, Chris Rock, Will Sasso, Michael McDonald, and George "MotherFuckin" Carlin, and a lot of other people.

My Blog

Street Light Girl

She feels wary about where she is traveling,left alone on the streets where the lights are till glowing. Capable of moving her feet forward, she feels her self confidence lower. Swallowing her lu...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:35:00 GMT

No Light for this Lighter

Small bus ride to a lake of water, but the toll will be one penny.I make forts with cups, I make planes with cans, I make shoes out of bubble wrap.I can be in a orange, swimming making my way through ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:20:00 GMT

Bored, Smoking A Cigarette, and Drinking Tea

My day went well.I got up put my shoes on wrong. I got dress but I put on the wrong shirt with the right pants. Came down stairs, fixed myself some cereal, and pouted over spilled milk. Put the cup in...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:33:00 GMT

Get To Him

This guy, he lives for passion in all things. He never lets things get to him, unless its attached to his heart. He has a tender, but strong soul. He is many colors of life. The music that sways him i...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:17:00 GMT

Make a Song With 3 Letters

Lets hold hands, and say we love each otherLets forget about the people,Lets forget about the place,Lets forget everything, and make our own space.I can't remember the last timethe last time I smile s...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:26:00 GMT

November 10th

November 10th, wondering where its going to be spent.Reading the cards that are going to be sent.Coming out of my clothes like Clark Kent.Cooler than the air that comes out the vent. Deuce Deuce, its ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 06:31:00 GMT

PAPERheartsSOUTH

Paper hearts could withstand the fire that comes out your mouth, but they're so beautiful like the Spring in the south. Fighting the words that come my way, they win the struggle everyday.Closer ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:23:00 GMT

I’m Just a Monstar with a Heart

What better way, but to say it with a kissThe dreams are full, we take full advantage of thisSincere moments of shared laughterStomachs turned to jellyWishing we could go fasterIts the things you...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:35:00 GMT

Look Jesus No Hands

I am what people hate and can’t wait forMade people obsessed and made people mournIdolized by many, as I sit here waitingIts not a very hard job, I don’...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:26:00 GMT

Party Starts at The Stars

Shoot the sun to pieces, just to make more starsIts clarity that makes it way to sensesThe clear thinking of livingMakes the happiness engage in full effectNothing in the world could break that barSto...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:36:00 GMT