In my spare time i enjoy taking time to fluff the muff, brush the beaver, polish the peanut, tiptoe through the two lips, rubbin the nubbin, partin the petals, fiddlin with my middlin, buffin the muffin, strummin the banjo, ticklin my elmo, yankin the ya-ya, handlin the hoo-ha. You know - climbing the palm tree and dropping coconuts till you hit an ant and then go swimming.
The entire cast of the midget movie 'Willow.'//FYI, I'm VGL SBF ISO a new fag to hag: MtF, TV, TG, TS - WAA.
Willow - Duhh! And Karate Kid cuz the soundtrack ROCZ!
Minor Accomplishments! Twin Peaks! Cop Rock! Campus Ladies!
My self-authored book: The Do's and Dont's of Combining Alcohol with Prescription Meds.
The Cunts that Punt: The true story of the first pro all-female football team.