ADD ME :D
BLOCK ME D:
MSG ME <3
CMNT ME (Incase My Little Box Is Being Awkward)
If You're Going To Leave Me A Funny Truth Box Message, At Least Have Truth Box Yourself So I Can Laugh At You.
My Gaia . My Bebo
I'm Ella:
Single, 5'6, Caucasian, Curvy;
Born on Black Wednesday, Virgo, Pansexual, Ambidextrous.
I love Cats, Carrots, Bubblegum Flavouring, Fizzy Drinks and the colour Purple.
First, boring bit about where I'm from. England has to be the most influencial country in all the world, yet no-one really seems to be proud of being English anymore. Well, screw that. I'm pretty chuffed to be English. Not just that, but I'm from the North: notoriously tougher and more alchoholic than down South. Oh yeah, and Barrow is the most working class town in all of England (not to mention feauturing in the top 50 worst places to live).
Of course, because I've grown up on a silly little 12 mile long island with the closest decent city being just under 2 hours away, I'm not really very 'cool' or 'fashionable'(I also have a really silly accent). But who cares? Sure, I might not have thousands of friends from all over commenting me on my hip trendyness, but at least I know where milk comes from.
Beat that, you cock sucking waps.
I'm like one of those really, really dark purple colouring pencils that look black, but you only realise it's not black when you've coloured in your kittycat drawing purple and made it look like you're on crack.
There are countless things I'd change about myself if asked, my indeciseiveness being one of them, but if you asked me if I was happy with myself right now I'd say yes.
Be thankful for what you have, you'll lose it soon enough.
Oh, final note. I'm better in real life. Waaaaaaaaay better
I have 7 peircings so far, but I won't have any tatoos for another year and a half or so.
Waiting 'till I finish school in 2009 so's I can get my 5 other peircings that I rather want.
Like all decent people, I fucking love my friends to peices. Even if I don't always show it. Together we laugh our way into everyone's bad books.
♥
[email protected]
I like MSN better than Myspace for chats.
♥ ♥ ♥
Mother said "I'm expecting you to slap your thighs any minute now. You look like a Pantomime Boy. Well, girl dressed as a boy."
xD
Adam Wass said "Only the cool people like Ella"
that speaks for itself
&
Me: "He well fancies me"
Adam: "Well, who doesn't?"
&
"I hate your guts, but I like all your other parts"
;D
Hannah Jones said "You're not ugly Ella, you just look like a man"
<3
Hannah Newcombe said "Even though you've got a deep voice I'm still manlier; I drink BEER 8D"
and
"HAHAHA, your sound effects are amazing Ella!"
<33.
Lauren Braithwaite said "Oooh, I can see Ella's bum. You have a nice bum"
&
"Me, a porn star? That's just going too far! Now, I could see you as a porn star though Ella.
&
"Haha, but Ella you like shy guys so you can pin then down and cum on their faces"
Hahahahaha. Hey, she was drunk! Actually, she's almost always drunk. x3
Feora McQuillan said "Everyone's just moving towards Ella 'cos she's everything that's awesome"
and
"We say 'Omg how did you get so thin?' Ella says 'From a diet of tissues and LUBE!'"
Awwwwe! :D <3
Nathan Beckman said "Haha, Ella's shaven and fingers herself over porn ;o Sounds good to me *Embarassed Face*"
Hahaha. I wonder what gives people these impressions? xD
Me: I'm sure we could arrange a little group loving instead (:
Zoe: but then i'd be scared you'd run off with Suze lol
and you're mine
:DD <333
Joe Fitz said "Do you ever wear clothes Ella?"
Honest answer? No. (:
Sam Sanderson said "You can tell you're a swinger just by your last name."
Clever wordplay and truthful. (;
Also
"Ella's Brothel- The Swinging Gibbon"
LMFFAO, it's only funny if you know me xD
An Anoymous Pussy said "You're a heartless fake and you're out of touch with reality. You never understand the way people are or why they act like they do and yet somehow you emerge complacent."
I feel quite touched to have so much effort exerted for myself <3
Me: you dun like pussy D:
Andy Faulkner: i like your pussy ;D
and
Andy: Ella I wish you had a penis... I'd so let you put it in me.
Even the gays are turning for me (;
James Cryer said "Haha, your so.. ehm.. interesting! Ella, making the world brighter one wank at a time?"
You better believe it.
Christian Hiscox said "Pre-puberty I only wanted to have sex with boys, more or less (: Which is why I love you; My knight in shining armour"
&
"You're a complete bitch who can sweettalk me in a matter of moments."
Says it all, doesn't it? (;
