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General Bonkers

I am here for Friends

About Me

what kind of question is that?

My Interests

i like these things: rock climbing. playing basketball. reading the onion. eating indian food. listening to howard stern and npr. attending weddings. sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

me at 10 years old, me at 16 years old, me at 35 years old, me at 45 years old, and me at 60 years old. we'd sit around and talk about stuff i don't remember and stuff that hasn't happened yet. and read comic books.

Music:

recently: avail, fugazi, aesop rock, mountain goats, the clash, les savy fav, talking heads, the futureheads, and lots of bhangra. not recently: a whole shitload of other stuff.

Movies:

anchorman - greatest movie ever. other goodies - anything by terry gilliam; repo man; fight club, memento; lock, stock & two smoking barrels; big lebowski; leon; city of god; requiem for a dream; jackass; batman begins; full metal jacket; airplane; usual suspects; happiness of the katakuris; deer hunter; star wars (but not episodes I or II); platoon; etc, etc.

Television:

the sopranos and basketball games are all i watch. everything else is a giant steaming pile of shit.

Books:

i like leftist propaganda for armchair revolutionaries and self-indulgent fiction written by and for arrogant wankers.

Heroes:

in order: mom, noam chomsky, kevin garnett, tina fey, huey freeman.

My Blog

Cacoethes scribendi

i am a prisoner in my own home. merlin the cat has been killing local birds and rodents at a record pace. both my front and back steps are piled high with disembowled corpses, severed heads, and tiny ...
Posted by General Bonkers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

til death do i part.

i just tried to post a comment about myself, but myspace wouldn't let me. it told me i had to be friends with someone to post a comment about them. what's up with that? i consider myself a friend.
Posted by General Bonkers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Inter sacrum et sazim.

In my house resides a black cat named Merlin. He is Russs cat. Merlin never used to be allowed out of the house by Russ. Consequently, Merlin was always angry; he would attack guests, pee on furnitur...
Posted by General Bonkers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the great dilemma

if you had a friend who was planning to join either nambla or the ku klux klan, but only one, which would you advise them to join? "neither" is not an option.
Posted by General Bonkers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blogs strike me as incredibly wanky.

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Posted by General Bonkers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST