What a woman means |
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1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only fi... Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:34:00 GMT |
Good Samaritan |
Good Samaritan.A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door....The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain... Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:00:00 GMT |
The Human race is doomed through stupidity |
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".- Really?... Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:19:00 GMT |
Hmmmm Splashey |
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: ... Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:14:00 GMT |
H&S Gone mad |
1. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."- "Hey, Mum, we're out of syrup!""It's OK honey just grab the Palmolive!"2. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact po... Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:09:00 GMT |
BLONDE YEAR IN REVIEW |
A Blonde's Year in ReviewJanuary - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in print... Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:03:00 GMT |
Doctors |
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this ol... Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:07:00 GMT |
Blonde jokes and Miscellaneous |
Dear Diary,Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive doublepane energy-efficientkind. Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. Hewas complaining... Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:36:00 GMT |
101 Things to Annoy people |
101 WAYS ANNOY PEOPLE
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse co... Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:24:00 GMT |
Smart Arse |
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. "What are my choices?" the man asked. "Yes or no," she r... Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 16:05:00 GMT |