when martin was born, he lived the first six month of his life in a 20 inch glass box, Holden threw his birthday cake right into the face of a nursery manager, and Navid had trained a pack of ants as his pets. He did burn them all though when he got to know the spiders. Yeah! We were fuckin White Comedy from day one. You may be fucked up, tired and you may smell like loosers but somehow you can never get rid of that fuckin unwanted fresh smile and wild laughter. That is White Comedy. And it’s old, much older than this band or that music. We are not White Comedy. We have discovered it. We remember that night. It was seven or eight years ago that one of us opened up a can of vodka and we were all sent to a place that we had never been before. We rediscovered music, alcohol, friendship and white comedy. We had become god damn rebels and we all had a screamin Billy the Kid inside, and he was whispering in our ears all night long: leave! Leave! That’s an order! So we left mammy and daddy and the sweat home in the age of 16 to become full time idle musicians. The first stop was Kiev, city of pirikhods. Pirikhod is pretty similar to city undergrounds, except that it’s in pirikhods that you hear people playing Piazzola on accordion. And accordion is the strangest of all the instruments. No matter how hard you try, you can not help smiling when you hear the street performer playin on his accordion. Accordion is White Comedy. Tehran is the chest of Middle East . Full of shit and hunger, and where the heart and the beating are. In this smoked garden of windows and towers , love is stronger than anywhere else on the earth.love, this old fashioned weapon of self destruction. But it’s hidden. It better be. These girls got no mercy for their lovers. They wear men like medals of honour, and the girl who has got more of these medals on her shaking lemonish breast gets the most respect among the women. We have met this girl. We have met her in so many figures and so many faces. We have been privileged to be fallen into the wild quiet vale that she always keeps between her lips. But there is always a day, a day that you become a medal just like the rest of them. Each medal is a cracked man stitched up with fake sorrow and real joy. We never doubted that each medal is a White Comedy. When it comes to White Comedy, art is not only expression; it’s also protection. We thought we got a shield of poetry and music when we arrived in Heathrow. What a mistake! That doesn’t worth a fuck in London . London is a huge super market, the scariest place to get lost. No where else you can see so many blinds running around. Yes! London doesn’t give a fuck. She’s the most indifferent of all the cities, the post modern heaven of the punks in the time that you gotta riot inside not out in the streets. You gotta riot inside... What a White Comedy!!!Who gives a Fuck anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
