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jessica !

You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes.

About Me

I like chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chips. I think Jack Sparrow is sexy, but not Johnny Depp. I live in flip flops unless it's raining. I pretty much always have a song stuck in my head. Drinking milk makes my ears itch (seriously). There is pretty much never a point in time when I don't have laundry to do. I always fall asleep with my make-up on. I'm convinced that a cup of coffee constitutes a complete meal. I'm pretty awesome at parallel parking. I absolutely HATE marshmallows, cotton candy, and those wafer cookies that Kit Kat bars are made of. The trunk of my car is completely full, but I'm not entirely sure what exactly is in there. I've seen the musical RENT an obscene amount of times (but I almost walked out in the middle of the movie). I think that just about everything tastes better with ranch dressing. I wish I was Canadian. I like updating my Myspace profile at 4am when I can't sleep.

My Interests

sleeping, going to shows, making fun of my friends, cupcakes, made up words, socks, sunglasses, text messaging, pretending i know how to cook, driving, vanilla anything, cute boys, music, cute boys who play music, liberals, getting flowers, heavy doses of sarcasm and cynicism, pajamas, using big words, being loud, going out to breakfast, rum & cokes, my ipod, never being able to make up my mind.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Bear Grylls, Stacy London and Clinton Kelly, John Krasinski, Mike Rowe, Kat Von D, Justin Timberlake, Chuck Klosterman, Duff Goldman.

P.S. Watch the video below. I promise it will brighten your day!
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Music:

Sara Bareilles, Feist, A Fine Frenzy, Regina Spektor, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Mandy Moore, Hanson, Kelly Clarkson, Amos Lee, Matt Nathanson, Maroon 5, Paolo Nutini, The Beatles, Gavin DeGraw, Josh Kelley, Ari Hest, Damien Rice. Check out my calendar for other music I love.

Movies:

Best thing I've seen recently:

Television:

Anything on The Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, Food Network, or Bravo. I'm a nerd.

Books:

Currently reading Killing Yourself to Live by Chuck Klosterman. Love him!

Heroes:

My parents.