John Mark

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: bubba, or billy, or jd or, fatty
Birthday: The day I popped out and peed on my doctor's face...9/15/77
Birthplace: on a planet in a universe in a particular dimension
Current Location: i perceive that i am here but perhaps i'm not. am i in a padded room in a straight jacket? probably.
Height: 6'5 mofo
Right Handed or Left Handed: It depends on what I'm doing with them. ;)
Your Heritage: My bloodlines have all divorced me.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Made me feel like a pretty, pretty girl.
Your Weakness: My weakness is.... the inability to have weaknesses.
Your Fears: The Fear of Fear
Your Perfect Pizza: Portabello mushroom, Gorganzolla cheese, Prosciutto ham
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 5th grade spelling champ baby! I can do it if I just BELIEVE!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm sorry about the internet stalking thing... I'm much better now.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hmmm, why are my undies soaked in urine and my thumb is in my mouth?
Your Best Physical Feature: Is hidden by clothes...... And skin...... And only exists when I'm dreaming... oh shit....
Your Bedtime: When I have just the right amount of buzz going that I can lay in bed just thinking.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know, I missed that one(yes i like bad jokes, i cant resist them, they are SO shiny and stuff...!).
Pepsi or Coke: DP, G
MacDonalds or Burger King: They both have some shit that doesn't suck TOO bad, but why eat at a place like that, bitch? ;)
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates, but every time I ask a group of girls out, they slap me...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ugh, I should write my own ?'s.. who cares!
Chocolate or Vanilla: You mean skin color? It's all the same with the lights off, just like the tree in the forest(don't worry, im already on the brain transplant list.) BUT, I don't like ALL the lights off, but that's a different story...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, sometimes Espresso based drinks.
Do you Smoke: not cigs
Do you Swear: Hey, go ahead and fuck yourself, you cocksucking piece of shit. That assumptive bullshit really fucking insults me. Cursing! I never... Now burn in hell... you piece of poo.
Do you Sing: Like the sound of a million angels farting. And that shit sounds good, trust me!
Do you Shower Daily: Who the fuck is Daily?
Have you Been in Love: You mean Courtney Love? NO thank god!
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: oh yeah, sure. either that or shot in the head.
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes/no
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM
Do you play an Instrument: It plays me, but yes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Right now I'm drinking red wine, it's a blend...
In the past month have you Smoked: Never smoked a cig. I recommend vaporizing herbs.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: You mean literally on top of them? Then No, I've been below them.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: You could call them dates if you want.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yesterday
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, stop rubbing it in
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but this is a stupid question.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes, but just porn
How do you want to Die: don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: don't
What country would you most like to Visit: France. I hear people there are assholes. I'd fit right in.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: WHATEVER U GOT I'M SUCH A SLUT
Favourite Hair Color: WHATEVER U GOT I'M SUCH A SLUT
Short or Long Hair: WHATEVER U GOT I'M SUCH A SLUT
Height: WHATEVER U GOT I'M SUCH A SLUT
Weight: WHATEVER U GOT I'M SUCH A SLUT
Best Clothing Style: In my cult, we don't wear clothing.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, but not just once ;)
Number of CDs I own: Possession's aren't allowed in my cult.
Number of Piercings: Just the ones that the lord baby jesus gave me when I was born.
Number of Tattoos: Just because I don't look scary doesn't mean you shouldn't be scared.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No more questions for you mofo.