Senior at Madeira Jr/Sr High, Fiddle McNiddle can't wait for college as horribly geeky as it sounds but don't worry, he's gonna rock UC (University of Cincinnati) from Riverbend all the way to Sawyers Point with his Urban Planning/Architecture degree combo which is unbeatable.
Otherwise? Fiddle McNiddle is in the minority of a minority! McNiddle likes nothing more than cuddling next to some sensual Assyrian slavegirl while reading NOT just a Latin book (translated into English because McNiddle had a traumatic childhood experience with real Latin once) but one about gardening, architecture, or warmongering. He's real GOOD at the warmongering but not so much at that fine literature everybody else reads. He's a redneck Latin'er.
There are rumours that Fiddle McNiddle comes from Mars which would explain his fifth arm...
