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Mike

Its better to burn out than to fade away

About Me

Discribe Mike what do i say? the first word that comes to my mind is gay! syke im jus playin G, mikes a true playa true pimp, its not often u find him with a limp, constant hard on, till his daddy knocks on the door and says what-r-u-doin son? balls of steal, its like he cant even feal, when the basketball hits his nuts he stands up and struts, he use to be fat but now hes skinny, mike you bastard you killed kenny, you got mad when we were boxing and punched a tree, bloody knuckles and blood on your tee. the inner rage was locked up but now it is back so i fear the next time the ball hits your sack. your ehad will twitch and youll turn violent and mean, the only thing to stop you is some pork-n-beans. RUN mike RUN the balls in the street, dont let it get to your room it will be covered in skeet. when the ladies talk to you your red as a tomato, but we will cure that mike with 3strippers and a ho.Rap by~~~~~~Kevin Hunt~~~~~~~

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My Interests

My interest are working out, that would be probably one of my favorite things too do, hang out with buddies, going out to the movies or watching movies at home, hanging around town, having a drink and playing Playstation 2 once in a while, and listin to music.

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike Elmlund
Birthday: May 1 2005
Birthplace: Bend or
Current Location: Bend, Or
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: i don't know
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken,stake,pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my own place
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I c
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: anytime
Your Most Missed Memory: no job
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck ya
Do you Sing: yea
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: not really
Do you want to go to College: been there already
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: kinda
Do you get Motion Sickness: yep
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: yes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: did once
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I am now lol
In the past month have you Smoked: yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: sleepin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: don't know
What country would you most like to Visit: austrilla
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: hmmmmmmmmm
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: to manny

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Music:

Tool, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Rage Against the Machine, Smashing Pumpkins, Deftones, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Foo Fighters, Pusicfer, A Perfect Circle, Pearl Jam, 2Pac, Wu-Tang Clan, Ice Cube, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Cypress Hill, and a lot more.

Movies:

Man theres alot of movies I love. Just to name a few, I like Saw, Full Metal Jacket, Friday, Super Troopers,Knocked Up, Superbad, Wedding Crashers. I mostly like horror movies, then I would I have to say action and comedy. Not really a big fan of Drama movies, but I some drama movies.

Television:

I love sports shows like PTI, Around the Horn, and Sportcenter, NFL, NBA. Also cartoon shows like South Park,King of the Hill, Family Guy, The Simpsons, and Beavis and Butthead. Any show that can make me laugh, I will watch.

Books:

Heavier Than Heaven

Heroes:

My hero I would have to say that is my dad. He does so much for me and we about have the same personally (getting pissed hahahaha) and chances are I will look like him when I get his age.

My Blog

Dirt

Couldn't find the song to put on here so here is the lyricsAlice in Chains-DirtI have never felt such frustration Or lack of self control I want you to kill me And dig me under, I wanna live no more ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:01:00 PST