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Damian

When I was 3 years old, My dad pissed on me.

About Me

Hey guys, I'm Damian... I have been Damian for a while now, almost umm 23 years. I grew up on Planet earth, like most of you... Unfortunately I have not been to space yet, but I will probably make some time to go next year, if I'm not too busy with taxes.Sometimes people come up to me and ask me, "Hey you got a ciggarette?" and I'm always like, "Nah man sorry I dont smoke." Or they ask me, "Hey aren't you on that show On 31 street?" And I'm like "Hahaha, yeah yeah I am" and they say, "Cool, hey you got a ciggarette?"

My Interests

Humans interest me.

I'd like to meet:

Clones, Aliens, Leprachauns, Dragons, a talking Turtle that can tell me all of his problems.

My Blog

Damian: The True Story

Damian Acosta, also known as, Damian Acosta, was born on the 19th of December in the year 1984. He quickly learned to walk, and at the tender age of 16, he spoke his first words. Most 2 yea...
Posted by Damian on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:38:00 PST

Good Guys Finish Dead.

So, let me echo some words of wisdom you may have heard somewhere in your life:- "Slow and steady wins the race"- "Love conquers all"- "God has a great plan for you"- "Never take sleeping pills and la...
Posted by Damian on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:25:00 PST

The Scariest Part is....

...saying it out loud. The hardest part is letting go of it all. The most heart-breaking part is knowing "when it's over, it's over" The loneliest part is knowing, there's no one there but you. The ...
Posted by Damian on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:23:00 PST