RECENT DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!: Sooo...if by some chance youve recently been wonderin why it doesnt seem like im ever on myspace...its because im not...cuz myspace is usually blocked on my network here at BYU (except for rare occasions...like right now). So because of that, i will probably rarely be on here to check on things. So if you really want to get ahold of me/want me to respond to things, and you dont already know me well enough to have other ways of communicating with me...get a facebook. Thats not blocked at BYU...so thats where ill be.......................................................... .............And now to the original about me: hello hello, welcome one and all to the new and improved about me portion of my profile, thank you for stopping by. Ok before you read on, in case you didnt notice, its long...so you are warned...i am not liable for any damages. So If you are new to this particular program, please let me introduce you...beginning with the history. A long time ago, in the time of a few months ago, i came across myspace, and in a random splerge of boredom, i decided to put in the about me a little segment on smoking rocks. For again clarification purposes, and those veterans of this wonderful program will reminisce (and also remember that i can't spell), i do not actually smoke rocks, but indeed at a time when we thought it was great fun, we crazy folks of the summer did joke around a wee bit, and it was suggested to me by none other than el gatino fuerte that i put that as my headline...but i did not, due to the wonderful lathargy of our system (and for those of you who are now sitting there with a blank look wondering what the heck i am rambling on about, do wait there is more, because you cannot spell the jman, without a bit of random rambling). All and all, the past can be symbolized not only by a green light, but also by the word RANDOM, yes that is random with all caps, again to show emphasis on...well random. But that randomness of the past is no more, but rather it is replaced by this new, more sophisticated program i like to call, "the Y factor", and yes it is even better than any other factor because it is the last letter of the factors (z doesnt have a factor because...its racist like that). So there you go ladies and gentlemen, wasnt that a splendid program? you see the y factor is the amount of y's that are in this whole paragraph...and now the fun begins, because you get to count them!!!! crazy isnt it...ok thats about all the random i can dish out today people, if you managed to survive and read through this whole thing not only do you have a lot of free time on your hands, but you can give yourself a nice pat on the arm, yes on the arm, im sure by now you are probably to tired and confused to touch your back, so dont go through the effort, simply tap yourself on the arm...and now you get to think to yourself why you just listened to the strange man speaking on the about me program of JJ the jman's profile...ok...i think thats all folks...yes....this is the end, im sorry i cant come up with anything more to possibly explain myself any more...and if you didnt figure out just what kind of person i am from this wonderful passage then re-read it, thats right, and i want a 10 page analysis on the symbolism of this passage and the significance of the "y-factor" in this passage on my desk tommorow...but dont seriously put it on my desk, i dont want some crazy person breaking into my house and putting random pieces of dead tree on my...piece of dead tree furniture. OK im done, have fun, sorry to have taken your time up...and its going to finisht....end! oh look, a few more random statements leaked out... (if i do say so myself, it was quite long wasnt it? and why do i say if i do say so myself...arent i already saying it...) (i wonder if i hold the record for the longest random about me in history...of myspace) (ok theres nothing more, seriously, stop reading, im tired of typing, and if you keep trying to read on youre dead to me...well not really, i dont want a bunch of dead people on my profile) I created my profile with Myspace Layouts+
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